You know whats funny about that? I just got through with saying to villager "i know you like puns and thats why i tolerate them but ultimately theyre only good at getting everyone mad at you for making one"
excellent timing sir 
Didn't have you pegged as quite so much of a disciplinarian Twid, but fair play.
That sounds like a tight ship you're running there, close to the wind too. Just remember to overhaul afore you strike 3 fathoms on the ebb, or you'll scuttle her on the reef. Twitch her in on the jibs, then anchor in the lee of that sinking ferry. Then you can ride out on the first swell of the flood, and miss the rip at half tide.
As to which way's West, jury's still out on that one, but North's down that way. 180 degrees from whichever way the penguins are coming from. No, that's a Guillemot. Penguins are bigger, and more dangerous.
