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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2012, 10:06:40 pm »
 2 This is the account of Jacob’s family line.

The bible. Genesis 37

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2012, 10:18:17 pm »
"We accepted their congratulations with good grace and proper modesty, but I felt then as I feel now, that I would have given my life to save Dresden for the World's generations to come."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Armageddon in Retrospect

But I wasn't even planning to go to Dresden  :eek:

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2012, 10:38:43 pm »
"Here is a castle, called the castle of Macbeth, the walls of which are yet standing."
 - Journey to the Western Isles of Scotland - Transcribed from the 1775 edition with the corrections noted in the 1785 errata by David Price

Funny thing is Macbeth is what I've always called my Johnston  :fap:
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2012, 10:43:52 pm »
2x_1 + x_2 = 6
-x_1 - x_2 = -2
3x_1 + 4x_2 = 4
3x_1 + 5x_2 = 2

Apparently, my sex life is linear algebra.

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2012, 10:48:06 pm »
"Baloo shivered and sighed, but he did wake Mowgli."

From Disney's Jungle Book part of a compilation book of six Disney movie stories.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2012, 11:23:52 pm »
"I mean, come on, Dad," Lisa said.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2012, 11:25:33 pm »
Quote from: The Life and Adventures of Santa Clause (L. Frank Baum)
And while he slumbered and breathed in the perfume of the wondrous Valley the Spirit of Happiness crept into his heart and drove out all terror and care and misgivings.

I think this is setting up unrealistic expectations, and/or forever destroying my ability to read this children's book again.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2012, 11:28:22 pm »
OH SHIT. No, as I put that book back I realized that I had chucked a book into the laundry basket somehow, so technically my sex life is:

"TIP: Don't be confused when looking for fuel-gas regulators."

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2012, 11:38:22 pm »
First one I saw and reached for was the molecular biology PHD thesis of a friend of mine and I thought "OH FUCK" but then I saw another book buried under some stuff which was closer and you DID say "nearest", so:

[Get up on high, one push of rocket exhaust, and] you could be halfway to anywhere!

(the first part was on the other page).

The PHD thesis would have gotten me:

... well, fuck me. Page 45 is a blank between-chapters page. Phew!
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2012, 11:44:09 pm »
"Combine 1 cup chopped dates, one cup boiling water, cool to room temperature."

So I guess I'll be on the run from the law at some point this year.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2012, 11:50:36 pm »
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2012, 11:53:35 pm »
'And then there wasn't even that any more.'

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2012, 12:06:57 am »
mine was "He'd also begun early work on a novel, drawing on memories of débutantes and country club dances in Louisville and how a Kentucky hillbilly fared in the big city" 

This in "Outlaw Journalist- The Life and Times of Hunter S Thompson."
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2012, 12:37:03 am »
"Massaging professionals will maintain respect for the interests, dignity, rights, and needs of all clients, staff, and colleagues."

Well that doesn't sound like fun at all.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2012, 01:42:22 am »
"Who gave you permission to do what is prohibited to others?" demanded a monk. - The Divine Madman

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