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Your Sex Life In 2012
« on: January 24, 2012, 08:28:09 pm »
The board is quiet today! And the rest of my work for the day consists of mindlessly transcribing mountains of text, so I've been distracting myself. So here's a shitty internet meme. I never do these things, so forgive me this once.



My answer was from a grammar textbook...

"Ask and answer yes/no questions about the simple past."

FUCK

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2012, 08:31:16 pm »
"Okay: I guess this is it."

a lot less depressing if you count in the fact that it's Ragged Robin in the leather babe outfit saying it.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2012, 08:34:33 pm »
I got a 1991 Webster's II New Riverside Pocket Dictionary.

"A 3-dimensional x-ray of a structure, made from a series of cross-sectional scans."
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2012, 08:40:11 pm »
"Okay: I guess this is it."

a lot less depressing if you count in the fact that it's Ragged Robin in the leather babe outfit saying it.

I'd have sex with THAT OUTFIT

I got a 1991 Webster's II New Riverside Pocket Dictionary.

"A 3-dimensional x-ray of a structure, made from a series of cross-sectional scans."

so... the orgy's at your house?

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2012, 08:42:49 pm »
"Or consider the whale."

Awwww shit.  Why, Superfreakonomics, why???

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 08:55:49 pm »
"A few others bemoaned the technical discussion, saying it went right over their heads."

Everyone's a critic, Conversation and Community.  :x
Truly, though our element is time,
We are not suited to the long perspectives
Open at each instant of our lives.
They link us to our losses: worse,
They show us what we have as it once was,
Blindingly undiminished, just as though
By acting differently, we could have kept it so.

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2012, 08:59:34 pm »
The Chao te Ching:

"Chaos cannot be labeled;
because it contains all lables."

Sounds promising.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 09:01:28 pm »
"Large" he had answered and they had all laughed, his mother and wife and friends and servants, and the doctor.

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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 09:01:58 pm »
The board is quiet today! And the rest of my work for the day consists of mindlessly transcribing mountains of text, so I've been distracting myself. So here's a shitty internet meme. I never do these things, so forgive me this once.



My answer was from a grammar textbook...

"Ask and answer yes/no questions about the simple past."

FUCK

That sounds...


Well...


Um....



So sorry to hear about your...
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2012, 09:13:16 pm »
"And what is most singular is that she, this Lolita, my Lolita, has individualised this writer's ancient lust, so that above and over everything there is- Lolita."

I knew picking up Lolita was a bad idea.

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2012, 09:21:59 pm »
"Clinton assembled a $40 billion bail-out for the Mexican government."

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2012, 09:41:51 pm »
"...a whole new world in one gulp seemed to drive home to all of us just how imperfectly we had adapted, ourselves."

The Callahan Chronicals.

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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2012, 09:47:27 pm »

I'd have sex with THAT OUTFIT

What, this one?
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2012, 09:51:56 pm »
"Consists of a TDS Recon Data Collector with Bluetooth capability loaded witht TDS SOLO Field or Forest Mapping Software"

From a Forestry Supply catalog. Sounds adventurous.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2012, 09:52:21 pm »
"Right, Dominic. You're next."

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