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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2012, 03:32:35 pm »
I don't know if I'm supposed to post partial sentences continued from previous page or first whole sentence. Either is funny and fitting. Page 45 goes:
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"...lack of emotion, but was able to recover his poise once he mounted his Yamaha and drove off."

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"When systems of right and wrong are used, psychological guilt results."

So...yeah. My therapist loaned me a book.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2012, 04:54:41 pm »
EXAMPLE 10     Write an expression containing a single radical: (a^12)(b^5/6).
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2012, 04:55:30 pm »
From Sidharta

"No, this world of thought was also still on this side, and nothing could be
achieved by killing the random self of the senses, if the random self of
thoughts and learned knowledge was fattened on the other hand."

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« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2012, 05:15:37 pm »
Was working on my campaign.

"This hunched-over wretch has long, pliable arms like tentacles capped with 5 wide, spiny claws."

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2012, 05:20:35 pm »
"Rájött, akár hanyatt dőlhet vagy hason is fekhet, foroghat, mint a vízben."

which is in the hungarian translation of C. S. Lewis' The Silver Chair, and translates back (roughly) to

"She realised that she could lie on her back or on her front, turn around and around as if in water."

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2012, 05:36:41 pm »
Year after year the message was broadcast: There Isn't Enough.

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2012, 06:21:53 pm »
"Accordingly we must accept under the heading of Greek tragedy a number of plays with more or less happy endings, afew of which,  notably the Helen, are not conspicuously serious." The Greek Tragic Poets

I think this a good thing. :fap:
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2012, 07:07:36 pm »
"This was no place for humans."

I don't like this game.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #53 on: January 25, 2012, 07:09:45 pm »
Quote from: Xooxe on January 25, 2012, 07:07:36 pm
"This was no place for humans."

I don't like this game.

What are you talking about?  I'LL TRADE YOU!
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2012, 07:12:11 pm »
 :lol: This game is funny.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2012, 08:17:00 pm »
Now im going to have to look on page 45 of progress in irish out of curiosity since that was a close second last night.
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #56 on: January 25, 2012, 08:20:11 pm »
"when greeting one person we say- 'dia duit.'"

this loosely means god be with you in english.

..... How to say hello is on page 45?
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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #57 on: January 25, 2012, 08:26:17 pm »
"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."

Bring it, 2012.


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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #58 on: January 25, 2012, 08:29:10 pm »
Quote from: Eve on January 25, 2012, 08:26:17 pm
"One person was killed, dozens were injured, and parts of the park were torn to shreds."

Bring it, 2012.


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Re: Your Sex Life In 2012
« Reply #59 on: January 25, 2012, 08:40:36 pm »
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 25, 2012, 08:20:11 pm
"when greeting one person we say- 'dia duit.'"

this loosely means god be with you in english.

..... How to say hello is on page 45?

Presumably the first 45 pages are how to order drink?
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