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Re: ITT: Things that are Holy About Payne
« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2012, 12:28:39 am »
Payne is capable of blowing his load while thinking about maggie thatcher.

This is proof of omnipotence.

I'd forgotten about that. I cackled when I read this post.


Payne is still disturbed by that. He may be omnipotent but he's not sick.
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Re: ITT: Things that are Holy About Payne
« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2012, 12:29:40 am »
He may be omnipotent but he's not sick.

I'd argue that.
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Re: ITT: Things that are Holy About Payne
« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2012, 02:32:00 am »
Payne is capable of blowing his load while thinking about maggie thatcher.

This is proof of omnipotence.

I'd forgotten about that. I cackled when I read this post.


Payne is still disturbed by that. He may be omnipotent but he's not sick.

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Re: ITT: Things that are Holy About Payne
« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2012, 07:29:58 pm »
It is impossible to determine the origins of Payne, because he does not have an origin story. The Universe literally could not come up with a sufficiently Epic and Holy series of events to explain the existence of Payne. So He simply exists, in sheer defiance of causality.