Author Topic: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes  (Read 527 times)

Cramulus

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 128638
    • View Profile
    • Cramul.us
Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« on: February 14, 2012, 02:35:21 pm »


On this day in history, St. Valentine banished all snakes from Scotland. And on clear nights, if you listen very closely, you can still hear him riding through Sleepy Hollow, his severed head held aloft, crying out "The British are coming!" Ah, Love!

Cramulus

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 128638
    • View Profile
    • Cramul.us
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 02:39:18 pm »


Love is where the Tigris and Euphrates rivers finally meet, and there are birds.

Cramulus

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 128638
    • View Profile
    • Cramul.us
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 02:44:52 pm »

Who can stand against Love? It is a flying hurricane kick to the heart of misery. It is the cliff face against which sadness is dashed like a sack of unloved kittens. It can break three boards of loathing is one deft chop.

LMNO, PhD (life continues)

  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 83095
  • Internet Fuckweasel of Haunted Pork Dimensions.
    • View Profile
    • Earfatigue Productions: When it has to sound like you give a shit.
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 02:45:24 pm »
Love is a burning thing.
LMNO
Pope/Wrought Iron Instigator
First Church of Last Exit Before Toll
The Spider Project.

Buy the Chao te Ching, or be doomed forever.

http://www.stonybrook.edu/sb/marburger/index.shtml

"Get offa me, you freaks!  This is not North Korea.  No.  This is America, and I expect to be PAID for that sort of nonsense.  In advance.  No credit...Cash on the barrelhead or GTFO.  I swear to God, there's nothing more annoying than commie perverts who don't understand the intrinsic value of the free market system."

The Suu

  • The Goddamn Industry Professional Who
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 176302
  • Heartless and regal murderess of the intertubes.
    • View Profile
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2012, 02:51:36 pm »
When I bite into Love, I get the sensation of 3000 spears jabbing into my sides as I ski downhill on the alps into a pine tree that launches me into the Indian Ocean.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 128638
    • View Profile
    • Cramul.us
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 02:53:43 pm »


"Come with me, and we will sail across the sea of love in my magical flying pirate ship, the salty spray in our face, until we are both completely soaked."   -Lord Byron


Luna

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 104584
    • View Profile
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2012, 02:55:18 pm »
Love is a burning thing.

There's an ointment for that.   :p
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

  • We all
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 73111
    • View Profile
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 02:59:28 pm »
"Give me the lube, or give me death!" - Patrick Henry
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 128638
    • View Profile
    • Cramul.us
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 02:59:48 pm »


Love is a magic eye poster. You stare at it in the mall until your eyeballs dry out. Then, unexpectedly, it's the Starship Enterprise.

Sita

  • Even the darkness can't hide you Forever
  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 5950
  • Wallflower that everyone still seems to notice
    • View Profile
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2012, 03:19:08 pm »


Love is a magic eye poster. You stare at it in the mall until your eyeballs dry out. Then, unexpectedly, it's the Starship Enterprise.
Lies. I have experienced love, but never once have I seen these supposed pictures in magic eye posters.
Sparkle Motion-Capable Greased Ferret of Inappropriate Lust
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

The Good Reverend Roger

  • Dirtbag
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 35308
    • View Profile
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2012, 03:34:12 pm »
"Love is that magical period between meeting a beautiful woman and discovering she looks like a haddock."
- Oscar Wilde
"What can we do to help you stop screaming?"

Q. G. Pennyworth

  • Slimy Thing Who
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 52270
  • God Slaying Enthusiast
    • View Profile
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2012, 03:41:32 pm »
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
 -Matt Groening
Lap-Top Confessional of Your Most Deranged Horrorbag Indulgences | _xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.

Don't fucking judge me, I've got tentacles for a face.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 618334
  • v=1/3πr2h
    • View Profile
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2012, 03:58:16 pm »
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
 -Matt Groening

This is my favorite quote about love. :lol:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

Cramulus

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 128638
    • View Profile
    • Cramul.us
Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2012, 04:37:09 pm »