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Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« on: February 14, 2012, 02:35:21 pm »


On this day in history, St. Valentine banished all snakes from Scotland. And on clear nights, if you listen very closely, you can still hear him riding through Sleepy Hollow, his severed head held aloft, crying out "The British are coming!" Ah, Love!
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 02:39:18 pm »


Love is where the Tigris and Euphrates rivers finally meet, and there are birds.
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 02:44:52 pm »

Who can stand against Love? It is a flying hurricane kick to the heart of misery. It is the cliff face against which sadness is dashed like a sack of unloved kittens. It can break three boards of loathing is one deft chop.
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 02:45:24 pm »
Love is a burning thing.
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2012, 02:51:36 pm »
When I bite into Love, I get the sensation of 3000 spears jabbing into my sides as I ski downhill on the alps into a pine tree that launches me into the Indian Ocean.
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 02:53:43 pm »


"Come with me, and we will sail across the sea of love in my magical flying pirate ship, the salty spray in our face, until we are both completely soaked."   -Lord Byron

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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2012, 02:55:18 pm »
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 14, 2012, 02:45:24 pm
Love is a burning thing.

There's an ointment for that.   :p
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 02:59:28 pm »
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 02:59:48 pm »


Love is a magic eye poster. You stare at it in the mall until your eyeballs dry out. Then, unexpectedly, it's the Starship Enterprise.
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2012, 03:19:08 pm »
Quote from: Cramulus on February 14, 2012, 02:59:48 pm


Love is a magic eye poster. You stare at it in the mall until your eyeballs dry out. Then, unexpectedly, it's the Starship Enterprise.
Lies. I have experienced love, but never once have I seen these supposed pictures in magic eye posters.
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2012, 03:34:12 pm »
"Love is that magical period between meeting a beautiful woman and discovering she looks like a haddock."
- Oscar Wilde
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2012, 03:41:32 pm »
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2012, 03:58:16 pm »
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 14, 2012, 03:41:32 pm
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
 -Matt Groening

This is my favorite quote about love. :lol:
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Re: Inspirational Valentine's Quotes
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