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Happy Valentines Magic?
« on: February 15, 2012, 04:54:54 am »
The post you see below was published 9-9-09 in a thread entitled "Predictions ...." 

The Latin reads ... "Table now to turn," although the order of the words is clearly interchangeable.

Can anyone here tell me if this is magic?  If you believe it is, in your opinion please explain what kind of magic best describes it and why you believe this? 

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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 05:14:38 am »
Put down the blunt, hippie. There's no such thing as "magic" unless you're referring to the kind done on stage by professional illusionists.
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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 05:20:59 am »
The post above was followed on 9-13-09, with a related article in the same thread. However, the second photo below was published on 9-3-09, and before the related artwork in Post #1. It appeared as a subquote in the 9-13 thread. This will be important later, when the "table turns."

The Latin reads .... "Large whirling motion now"   "To loosen reap on high."

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« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 08:56:59 am by Oracle_De_Atlantis »
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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 05:40:13 am »
Oh I get it. You're trolling. Only without the clever and funny part.

If you could refrain from spamming the place up with retarded imagebombs that would be nice.
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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 07:28:41 am »




That's totally shooped, I can tell by the fact that MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 08:17:42 am »




That's totally shooped, I can tell by the fact that MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST

Shooped? I like it! :lulz:
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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2012, 08:47:51 am »

That's totally shooped, I can tell by the fact that MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST
Since the publisher hasn't used a planchette since he was a child, and had no conscious memory of the shape of it, I agree. He also wasn't particularly interested in Harry Potter.

Regardless, several hundred thousand souls are about to cross. Given this, might someone have had his ear whispered into, because that "table" is about to "turn" in the correct direction depicted in the art form?

« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 09:16:47 am by Oracle_De_Atlantis »
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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2012, 01:36:47 pm »
I'm moving this to Principia Discussion.

Congratulations, OdA, you're the first person ever to post a thread that failed to meet the standards of Apple Talk. :lulz:
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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2012, 02:16:47 pm »
:lulz:

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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 03:26:06 pm »
Interesting image, add points for not being totally worthless, however, I have to dock you for not even trying to show where this was supposedly originally posted, or even providing a broken link and stating that the original site was shut down by "THEM" for being too spookily accurate.

Commentary was, frankly, lame.

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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 03:30:38 pm »
Some Haitian Mambo cast a hex on you to waste your time looking for patterns where there are no patterns.

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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2012, 07:39:06 am »
Interesting image, add points for not being totally worthless, however, I have to dock you for not even trying to show where this was supposedly originally posted, or even providing a broken link and stating that the original site was shut down by "THEM" for being too spookily accurate.

Commentary was, frankly, lame.

2/10, only for the cool shoop
No censorship of this material has occurred. You can't really censor what medical science is only beginning to understand, and this is likely the product of a new skill set associated with autistic savant syndrome. I apologize for the lack of links, but the purpose of showing these graphics here, is to get some thoughts from the folks who reportedly don't believe in "magic." More formal publication will occur later.

Convincing Haitians that this isn't "magic," could be challenging, agreed?
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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2012, 01:24:21 pm »
Oh, Oh, It's Magic! 
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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2012, 02:17:23 pm »
Interesting image, add points for not being totally worthless, however, I have to dock you for not even trying to show where this was supposedly originally posted, or even providing a broken link and stating that the original site was shut down by "THEM" for being too spookily accurate.

Commentary was, frankly, lame.

2/10, only for the cool shoop
No censorship of this material has occurred. You can't really censor what medical science is only beginning to understand, and this is likely the product of a new skill set associated with autistic savant syndrome. I apologize for the lack of links, but the purpose of showing these graphics here, is to get some thoughts from the folks who reportedly don't believe in "magic." More formal publication will occur later.

Convincing Haitians that this isn't "magic," could be challenging, agreed?

Photoshop isn't magic.

Done, here.
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Re: Happy Valentines Magic?
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2012, 02:31:57 pm »
Photoshop most certainly is magic. Its manipulating an image into something that doesnt exist like floating disco balls with coyotes grinning face. :lulz:

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