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Re: It's all going horribly wrong.
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2012, 04:18:51 pm »
Heh, My landlord just called and has offered me a viewing of a place that is £225 a month each, for 3 people. The other brilliantly located place was snapped up faster than a very fast thing. I am all made up in my suit and blue suede heels and ready to kick ass and take names.

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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2012, 07:57:49 am »
Speysides are pretty nice...but how can you not like Islays?  Laphroaig, Lagavulin and Ardbeg might be a little...peaty, I'll concede, but Bunnahabhain, Bowmore and Bruichladdich are much less so.

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« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2012, 02:17:06 pm »
Speysides are pretty nice...but how can you not like Islays?  Laphroaig, Lagavulin and Ardbeg might be a little...peaty, I'll concede, but Bunnahabhain, Bowmore and Bruichladdich are much less so.

I said I disliked the one Islay I tried, which was Laphroaig. The southern Islays are apparently better, but I do not know them.
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« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2012, 02:26:38 pm »
And it looks like we have tentatively found a house. Win.
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« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2012, 02:27:31 pm »
I tried laphroaig for the first time last week. I was surprised by the taste of it and peaty kinda nails it on the head. I havent decided whether i like it or dislike it (i tend to go for either irish imports or cheap nasty shit from kentucky depending on what my goal is) but i would try it again.
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« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2012, 04:16:47 pm »
And it looks like we have tentatively found a house. Win.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2012, 04:38:26 pm »
And it looks like we have tentatively found a house. Win.

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« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2012, 05:00:23 pm »
Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.
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« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2012, 05:02:59 pm »
Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.

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Re: It's all going horribly wrong.
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2012, 05:03:24 pm »
Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.

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« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2012, 05:04:42 pm »
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« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2012, 05:16:40 pm »
Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.

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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2012, 02:08:45 am »
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« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2012, 02:46:03 am »
Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.

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