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The Good Reverend Roger

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Love Poems to my Wife
« on: February 16, 2012, 05:21:58 pm »
1st off, some Haiku

Come over here, woman
That Ru Paul on TV has
Done got me Horny

Ow shit stop it ouch
Son of a bitch that hurt bad
Um, do it again

(On the occasion of forgetting an anniversary)

I am but a man
I cannot remember shit
Take off your shirt, please

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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 05:30:45 pm »
Fetch the pry bar, Jenn
My ass hair has woven me
Shut down there AGAIN

Still mad from last week
Then she smacked my bitch up
Again (I crave it)
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2012, 06:15:01 pm »
Pure magic, those.  She has to be a hell of a woman to put up wi... er... to have attracted you.
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 06:15:21 pm »
Pure magic, those.  She has to be a hell of a woman to put up wi... er... to have attracted you.

I am the last of the true romantics.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2012, 06:58:42 pm »
Pure magic, those.  She has to be a hell of a woman to put up wi... er... to have attracted you.

I am the last of the true romantics.

Presented with gems such as these, I confess, I would be speechless with... something.
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2012, 07:45:03 pm »
Pure magic, those.  She has to be a hell of a woman to put up wi... er... to have attracted you.

I am the last of the true romantics.

Presented with gems such as these, I confess, I would be speechless with... something.

My wife is 39 years old.  The fact that I find her to be insanely sexy (and I do, because she is, and 39 isn't anywhere near as old as she thinks it is), and that I'm vocal about it, seems to mitigate my crass behavior to a great degree.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2012, 09:31:55 pm »
Pure magic, those.  She has to be a hell of a woman to put up wi... er... to have attracted you.

I am the last of the true romantics.

Presented with gems such as these, I confess, I would be speechless with... something.

My wife is 39 years old.  The fact that I find her to be insanely sexy (and I do, because she is, and 39 isn't anywhere near as old as she thinks it is), and that I'm vocal about it, seems to mitigate my crass behavior to a great degree.

That would, in fact, buy anybody a lot of slack.   :) 
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2012, 10:07:16 pm »
 :lol: Oh, Roger. She is a lucky woman.

For a certain value of "lucky".
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2012, 10:22:34 pm »
I believe I am firmly in the TGRR school of wooing women. You are a poet and saint.

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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2012, 11:01:57 pm »
:lol: Oh, Roger. She is a lucky woman.

For a certain value of "lucky".

Her comment:  "You're a dumbfuck, but you make me laugh."

:banana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2012, 05:34:20 am »
:lol: Oh, Roger. She is a lucky woman.

For a certain value of "lucky".

Her comment:  "You're a dumbfuck, but you make me laugh."

:banana:

From the right lady, that's high praise.   :)
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2012, 05:02:02 pm »
powerful. mysterious. erotic.



no seriously though, those are great. Needs a sappy comic-sans style treatment!

Come over here, woman
That Ru Paul on TV has
Done got me Horny

Ow shit stop it ouch
Son of a bitch that hurt bad
Um, do it again

I am but a man
I cannot remember shit
Take off your shirt, please


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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2012, 09:19:28 pm »
Wow. What a stud. You taught your boy this sort of thing, yeah? I'd hate to think you hadn't passed this on.
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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 05:25:32 pm »
Yes I know that our
Guests arrive in ten minutes
let's get nekkid now

I know your eyes are
way up there, but I wasn't
looking at your eyes

Inappropriate?
So neighbor lady says but
It's our Goddamn yard
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Love Poems to my Wife
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2012, 07:40:35 pm »
Move over, Songs of Solomon.  :lulz:
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