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Love Poems to my Wife

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The Good Reverend Roger:
1st off, some Haiku

Come over here, woman
That Ru Paul on TV has
Done got me Horny

Ow shit stop it ouch
Son of a bitch that hurt bad
Um, do it again

(On the occasion of forgetting an anniversary)

I am but a man
I cannot remember shit
Take off your shirt, please

The Good Reverend Roger:
Fetch the pry bar, Jenn
My ass hair has woven me
Shut down there AGAIN

Still mad from last week
Then she smacked my bitch up
Again (I crave it)

Luna:
Pure magic, those.  She has to be a hell of a woman to put up wi... er... to have attracted you.

The Good Reverend Roger:

--- Quote from: Luna on February 16, 2012, 06:15:01 pm ---Pure magic, those.  She has to be a hell of a woman to put up wi... er... to have attracted you.

--- End quote ---

I am the last of the true romantics.

Luna:

--- Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 06:15:21 pm ---
--- Quote from: Luna on February 16, 2012, 06:15:01 pm ---Pure magic, those.  She has to be a hell of a woman to put up wi... er... to have attracted you.

--- End quote ---

I am the last of the true romantics.

--- End quote ---

Presented with gems such as these, I confess, I would be speechless with... something.

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