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Deer Doktor Howl
« on: February 16, 2012, 11:35:17 pm »
It is I, Cris of the 69th wing of the FizzyGrizzly corporation.
This is an apology letter from all the veterans that served in the battle of the PlusOnes.
We want you back inside of us.
We miss all those times you said long words, and we didn't understand what the fuck you were saying.
THOSE WERE BEAUTIFUL TIMES MAN.
ITS NOT OUR FAULT DICK IS A DICK.
We might still be communists, but WE MISS YOU


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Re: Deer Doktor Howl
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 11:44:39 pm »
DONT LEAVE US DOK.
WE FUCKING MEAN IT
I EVEN FOUND A VIDEO FOR YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eocCPDxKq1o

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Re: Deer Doktor Howl
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 12:14:20 am »
I don't know about Dok, but I haven't been on FG for a while because there's nothing fucking there.

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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 12:19:20 am »
What's a FG?
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 12:27:08 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 12:28:48 am »
What's a FG?

Fizzy Grizzly.

A common misspelling of Fozzy Grazzly's name.  You might know him better as Fozzy the Bear from The Muppet Show.
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 12:33:59 am »
What's a FG?

Fizzy Grizzly.

A common misspelling of Fozzy Grazzly's name.  You might know him better as Fozzy the Bear from The Muppet Show.

Does He know that a bunch of kids are plagiarizing his family name?
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2012, 12:41:50 am »
What's a FG?

Fizzy Grizzly.

A common misspelling of Fozzy Grazzly's name.  You might know him better as Fozzy the Bear from The Muppet Show.

Does He know that a bunch of kids are plagiarizing his family name?

Since the board was originally started because a large group of Fozzie fans were being persecuted on a general Muppet Show board, I would think they'd be okay with it.  I guess the rules were too stringent, and any conversations, such as ones about Muppet Babies, were immediately locked.  If threads about, like, Cabbage Patch Kids or Sesame Street popped up, forget it!  That's a permaban offense.
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2012, 12:46:56 am »
What's a FG?

Fizzy Grizzly.

A common misspelling of Fozzy Grazzly's name.  You might know him better as Fozzy the Bear from The Muppet Show.

Does He know that a bunch of kids are plagiarizing his family name?

Since the board was originally started because a large group of Fozzie fans were being persecuted on a general Muppet Show board, I would think they'd be okay with it.  I guess the rules were too stringent, and any conversations, such as ones about Muppet Babies, were immediately locked.  If threads about, like, Cabbage Patch Kids or Sesame Street popped up, forget it!  That's a permaban offense.

That sounds quite unpleasant.
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2012, 12:50:33 am »
What's a FG?

Fizzy Grizzly.

A common misspelling of Fozzy Grazzly's name.  You might know him better as Fozzy the Bear from The Muppet Show.

Does He know that a bunch of kids are plagiarizing his family name?

Since the board was originally started because a large group of Fozzie fans were being persecuted on a general Muppet Show board, I would think they'd be okay with it.  I guess the rules were too stringent, and any conversations, such as ones about Muppet Babies, were immediately locked.  If threads about, like, Cabbage Patch Kids or Sesame Street popped up, forget it!  That's a permaban offense.

That sounds quite unpleasant.

Indeed.  So Fizzy Grizzly was started as a haven, for the free speech of any Fozzie lover!  Freedom!  Fozzie!  The occasional Youtube video!  Huzzah!
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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Re: Deer Doktor Howl
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2012, 02:53:54 am »
I don't know about Dok, but I haven't been on FG for a while because there's nothing fucking there.

Dok liked to make fun of us for saying silly things D:
And he used to tell us on how our generation is shit and how he doesnt give a fuck about us.
We miss him.

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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2012, 02:58:39 am »
That much is apparent.
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2012, 03:14:24 am »

We miss him.

So tell us how you really feel.
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2012, 04:37:39 pm »

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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2012, 04:41:55 pm »
:this thread is worthless without klymaxx:
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