It is I, Cris of the 69th wing of the FizzyGrizzly corporation.
This is an apology letter from all the veterans that served in the battle of the PlusOnes.
We want you back inside of us.
We miss all those times you said long words, and we didn't understand what the fuck you were saying.
THOSE WERE BEAUTIFUL TIMES MAN.
ITS NOT OUR FAULT DICK IS A DICK.
We might still be communists, but WE MISS YOU

