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Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« on: February 17, 2012, 07:10:40 am »
In another thread she revealed that she knows of all my accounts on another website. It really makes me wonder why she would bother tracking me around the internet. Seriously, for what? What does it matter if I contribute a recipe on a few different forums?

Honestly it makes me think that Nigel needs a man in her life, and this is her not so subtle attempt to flirt with me.

Tell you what Nigel, I don't know you well enough to return your advances, but I can assure you that learning to put together a decent plate of food will go a long way towards finding yourself a decent man.

Stick with me kid, I won't let you down.
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2012, 07:12:00 am »
Umadbro
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 07:14:01 am »
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 07:15:14 am »
BroUmad
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 07:23:10 am »
BroUmad

OMFG I think I'm being trolled! Where are the moderators in my time of need? Oh the humanity!
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 08:00:19 am »
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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 08:02:56 am »
Lmao, good thread much better than your earlier attempts.
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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2012, 08:10:37 am »
Lmao, good thread much better than your earlier attempts.

What are you talking about?
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2012, 09:09:04 am »
Lmao, good thread much better than your earlier attempts.

What are you talking about?

If I had to tell you, then it wouldn't matter.
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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2012, 09:27:19 am »
Lmao, good thread much better than your earlier attempts.

What are you talking about?

If I had to tell you, then it wouldn't matter.

Look, wouldn't you think it was a little weird if you found out somebody was e-stalking you? Do you think it is normal behavior to google someones posts to see where else they have been? Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered but while Nigel doesn't show any overt, obvious signs of mental illness or drug addiction, she certainly is walking the line separating a simple socially awkward faux pass and being a creepy creep.
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2012, 09:46:59 am »
Lmao, good thread much better than your earlier attempts.

What are you talking about?

If I had to tell you, then it wouldn't matter.

Look, wouldn't you think it was a little weird if you found out somebody was e-stalking you? Do you think it is normal behavior to google someones posts to see where else they have been? Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered but while Nigel doesn't show any overt, obvious signs of mental illness or drug addiction, she certainly is walking the line separating a simple socially awkward faux pass and being a creepy creep.

To be honest with you it's so common to google people now that I'd barely register it as creepy. For instance when we would enter a state of engagement with the likes of mysticwicks, the church of google, wicca.com or any other hostile site we would google incoming people to see if they are connected to said site.

Of course we already knew you came from that boring toast place so it is odd that she was googling you but when you post copypaste walls of text it encourages people to google where you got that stuff from.

Or:
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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2012, 10:05:24 am »
I'm with Faust on this one, it isn't would take less than five seconds to google that wall of text, it isn't exactly stalker-ish.

What is creepy though, is have 3 different accounts at the one site. And regardless of how Nigel found that out, I am glad she shared it, it raises questions about why you'd need that many accounts, and how many you have here.

Although, now you mention it, a couple of months ago I did see a car with a PDX bumper sticker parked a block from my house. Seriously Nigel, couldn't be slightly less obvious??
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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2012, 11:44:48 am »
I assure you Nigel wasn't the only one who smelled the copypasta and, you might want to sit all the way down or grip your smart phone with two hands for this, Googled it.

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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2012, 02:38:43 pm »
If Nigel needs a man in her life, she'd be barking up the wrong tree with DECI4.

Also, DERPI, in case you're not creeped out enough, I went way beyond googling you and datamined the ever-living fuck out of you. I know more about you than you do. Now, being a man of principles I'm not going to share your PI with anyone but suffice it to say, the sum total of your life so far is vastly unimpressive, even for a Bainbridge tard.
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Re: Why is Nigel keeping tabs on me?
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2012, 03:51:52 pm »
I'm with Faust on this one, it isn't would take less than five seconds to google that wall of text, it isn't exactly stalker-ish.

What is creepy though, is have 3 different accounts at the one site. And regardless of how Nigel found that out, I am glad she shared it, it raises questions about why you'd need that many accounts, and how many you have here.

Although, now you mention it, a couple of months ago I did see a car with a PDX bumper sticker parked a block from my house. Seriously Nigel, couldn't be slightly less obvious??

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