Yes, yOU! With the genitals! What the fuck are you doing, out without a permit for those things?
Don't you know possession IS intent now?
Concealed too! Just walking around in the face of the sun packing shit like that, hardly decent is it? No one with the correct papers would wager like that either.
Who know what you're up to with those things. We've already called the police so just put those things on the pavement, nice and easy. Maybe the won't tazer you THAT MUCH when they get here. You're definitely headed for the impound and the lockup though. IF they're nice I bet they'll even send all of you to the same one. Wow, it would suck to have the judge as you if those bits in the jar of the formaldehyde were yours, and if you were out in public with them on the day in question. Whichever way you plea to that, you've really already lost.