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« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2012, 09:31:40 pm »
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« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2012, 02:43:01 am »
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« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2012, 02:56:21 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2012, 02:58:06 am »
Womping up more right now, but I figured I'd throw in that dramatic pause  :lulz:
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« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2012, 03:07:09 am »
Funfact: I auditioned for mortiis's band ten years ago. As a result, they dropped the entire instrument from their live shows.
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« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2012, 03:09:58 am »
Funfact: I auditioned for mortiis's band ten years ago. As a result, they dropped the entire instrument from their live shows.

Oh man....

a) What did you do?
b) What instrument?
c) How do you keep meeting these famous people?
d) When my albums done, do you mind giving it to all of them?
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« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2012, 03:16:56 am »
Funfact: I auditioned for mortiis's band ten years ago. As a result, they dropped the entire instrument from their live shows.

Oh man....

a) What did you do?
b) What instrument?
c) How do you keep meeting these famous people?
d) When my albums done, do you mind giving it to all of them?

a) Made about a thousand nose jokes.
b) Bass guitar
c) It's Norway, people who like that kind of music, or play it, have about five pubs to choose from, nationwide. Two in Oslo, One in Bergen, One in Trondheim, One third of a pub in Fredrikstad, One third in Stavanger, and the last third is split between two backrooms in Bodø and Kautokeino.
d) I can at the very least get it played in the two Oslo pubs. And probably give it away to anyone I might happen to be getting shitfaced with (or on, for that matter)
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« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2012, 03:22:28 am »
So Mortiis doesn't have much of a sense of humor, eh?

Makes sense.  :lulz:
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« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2012, 03:23:15 am »
Who the fuck is Mortis?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2012, 03:24:33 am »
So Mortiis doesn't have much of a sense of humor, eh?

Makes sense.  :lulz:

Actually, we're still speaking. He's a good guy.

And Dok. This is Mortiis:

http://www.releasemagazine.net/Pictures/Mortiis2001aannakallberg.jpg
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« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2012, 03:25:28 am »
So Mortiis doesn't have much of a sense of humor, eh?

Makes sense.  :lulz:

Actually, we're still speaking. He's a good guy.

And Dok. This is Mortiis:

http://www.releasemagazine.net/Pictures/Mortiis2001aannakallberg.jpg

Good Lord.  What the fuck are You People DOING over there?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2012, 03:26:27 am »
So Mortiis doesn't have much of a sense of humor, eh?

Makes sense.  :lulz:

Actually, we're still speaking. He's a good guy.

And Dok. This is Mortiis:

http://www.releasemagazine.net/Pictures/Mortiis2001aannakallberg.jpg

I am not sure if I want that to be his face or a mask. :lulz:

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« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2012, 03:27:34 am »
So Mortiis doesn't have much of a sense of humor, eh?

Makes sense.  :lulz:

Actually, we're still speaking. He's a good guy.

And Dok. This is Mortiis:

http://www.releasemagazine.net/Pictures/Mortiis2001aannakallberg.jpg

Good Lord.  What the fuck are You People DOING over there?

We live in caves and have wolves for pets, we ride polar bears to work and drink moose urine.

Fun facts about mortiis:

a.. Mortiis lives in a castle in Norway.
b.. Mortiis has had plastic surgery to look the way he does.
c.. Mortiis stabbed his mother to death.
d.. Mortiis is a raving alcoholic and drug-user.
e.. Mortiis died and came back from the dead.
f.. Mortiis is married.
g.. Mortiis can't drink.
h.. Mortiis is not human.
i.. Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.
j.. Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in.
k.. Mortiis is a king on the dance floor.
l.. Mortiis OD'ed and had to be resuscitated back to life.
m.. Mortiis eats children.
n.. Mortiis has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers.
o.. Mortiis keeps wolves as pets.
p.. Mortiis has sex with wolves.
q.. Mortiis has been asked to use his nose in a porno movie.
r.. Mortiis has been asked to be in a Disney film.
s.. Mortiis and Sarah Jezebel Deva are the same person.
t.. Mortiis has been involved in inticement to suicide.
u.. Vond sings on The Stargate.
v.. Mortiis' nose falls off during live shows.
w.. Mortiis looks just like Blix from Legend, only taller.
x.. Mortiis' music is bad, because he uses make-up.
y.. Mortiis gave birth to someone's grandmother.
z.. Mortiis is supposed to be a Scandinavian troll.
ä.. The Stargate is so bad, everyone displays universal disguist for it.
 

Mortiis was involved in the Norwegian train crash that took some 30 lives (coincidentally, another passenger was alledgedly saved by aliens).
Mortiis lives in a cave & plays buttmetal
Mortiis sounds like 80´ies goth ala Bauhaus with bad costumes.
Mortiis is a real no talent moron
Mortiis was voted sexiest man in Norway
Mortiis left Emperor in the end of 91, because his mother wouldn`t let him play in a black metal band (taken from an insanely erroneous Emperor fan-site).
Mortiis´ real name is Bobo Trinkles
Mortiis has 13 toes.
Mortiis has a cat named Elisabeth Bathory.
Mortiis plays electronic folk music
Mortiis had to leave Emperor because he is a troll.
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« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2012, 03:29:30 am »

Mortiis lives in a cave & plays buttmetal


I fucking love you Euros.   :lulz:
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.