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"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2012, 03:36:02 am »
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2012, 03:39:35 am »

Mortiis lives in a cave & plays buttmetal


I fucking love you Euros.   :lulz:

Buttmetal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czv1bPDNdmE

WAIT

IT'S REAL?

 :sexybeast:

It's More Than Real. It's DANCEABLE

I'd need my pills first.  Like a fist full of them, and some Old Crow.

Remind me to bring danceable Norwegian buttmetal to the Desert when I finally make my way over the pond.
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2012, 03:44:21 am »

Mortiis lives in a cave & plays buttmetal


I fucking love you Euros.   :lulz:

Buttmetal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czv1bPDNdmE

WAIT

IT'S REAL?

 :sexybeast:

It's More Than Real. It's DANCEABLE

I'd need my pills first.  Like a fist full of them, and some Old Crow.

Remind me to bring danceable Norwegian buttmetal to the Desert when I finally make my way over the pond.

VERY YES.

We have no musics to listens to.  Just Kenny Loggins tribute bands1.




1 Not joking.  Please kill me.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2012, 03:50:45 am »
Oh dear. I'll put together a package of buttmetal asap.
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2012, 03:52:10 am »






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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2012, 03:53:55 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I just crapped in my pance!  IN MY PANCE!
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

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- The same dumbass.

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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2012, 03:54:50 am »
The desert/Maine pun was mine, the Quebecois/Nunavut one was RWHNs.  :)
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #55 on: March 10, 2012, 03:57:16 am »
bonked my head on the table.

 :argh!:
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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« Reply #56 on: March 10, 2012, 03:58:46 am »
bonked my head on the table.

 :argh!:

I do what I can!
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #57 on: March 10, 2012, 03:59:54 am »
JESUS FUCK


OH MY GOD


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If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #58 on: March 10, 2012, 04:02:32 am »
That one might be a hard one to top, but I'll see what I can do in the next couple of weeks.
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #59 on: March 10, 2012, 04:03:02 am »
I CANNOT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!