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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #495 on: October 12, 2013, 04:24:15 pm »
Do they still make that fuzzy spray-on substitute hair?
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #496 on: October 12, 2013, 04:50:14 pm »
Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

I know exactly what to do with the Pecan.

I always wanted to coat it with pubic hair, but I was never quite sure how to pull it off.

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« Reply #497 on: July 03, 2018, 11:24:24 pm »
Twiddington will finish this or I'm gonna feed all the noobs into the hopper.
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #498 on: July 06, 2018, 08:13:00 pm »
Twiddington will finish this or I'm gonna feed all the noobs into the hopper.

Why can't we have both? :argh!:
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« Reply #499 on: July 09, 2018, 10:45:30 pm »
Twiddington will finish this or I'm gonna feed all the noobs into the hopper.

Can I help?
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #500 on: July 09, 2018, 10:59:03 pm »
Twiddington will finish this or I'm gonna feed all the noobs into the hopper.

Can I help?

Yes.  The noobs are pinealists, so make weird noises and stare at them in Norwegian until I get a bag over their heads.
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #501 on: July 10, 2018, 01:07:18 am »
I have been summoned. I'll see if I can make time for this during the summer, but I'm about to get into a world of exhaustion to both keep up with my research and make ends meet
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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip
« Reply #502 on: July 10, 2018, 01:08:42 am »
ATM I'm with LMNO and our guitarist. Our vocalist will be here shortly
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