Author Topic: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century  (Read 9736 times)

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Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« on: March 02, 2012, 12:02:42 am »


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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 12:09:00 am »
sexy awesome
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 12:11:51 am »
:lulz:

This thread is destined for great things.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 12:14:53 am »
I like this. BBL imagesearching for more.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 12:33:59 am »
Found one that doesn't even need to be updated.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2012, 12:48:19 am »
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 12:49:27 am »
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Nice, Coyote.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 01:01:54 am »
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Nice, Coyote.
Thanks.

I hope other people pick up and run with this before I accidently WOMP energies and ZOMGWTFDADA Goofus and Gallant.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2012, 01:15:45 am »
Who knew they used to be elves.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2012, 01:28:16 am »
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2012, 01:42:02 am »
If you can find an image that goes with these, I salute you.

Goofus supports gay rights.
Gallant shoves rent boys in the dumpsters they were born in.*

Goofus got VD from some hooker on the park strip.
Gallant puts cigarettes out on high class call girls.




*Jesus that's awful. I'm sorry.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2012, 02:15:03 am »
HOLY FUCK.


^to whole thread so far


Also, I used to read Highlights when I was a youngun, but I guess those neurons were either reprogrammed or pissed out. I don't remember these guys.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2012, 02:24:39 am »
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2012, 02:27:49 am »
@QG RIGHT ON!!!!!
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2012, 02:46:08 am »



Sorry the text came out waay tiner than I thought. Enlargement makes things too blurry.