Author Topic: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century  (Read 8086 times)

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Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« on: March 02, 2012, 12:02:42 am »


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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 12:09:00 am »
sexy awesome
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 12:11:51 am »
:lulz:

This thread is destined for great things.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 12:14:53 am »
I like this. BBL imagesearching for more.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 12:33:59 am »
Found one that doesn't even need to be updated.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2012, 12:48:19 am »

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 12:49:27 am »
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Nice, Coyote.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 01:01:54 am »
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Nice, Coyote.
Thanks.

I hope other people pick up and run with this before I accidently WOMP energies and ZOMGWTFDADA Goofus and Gallant.

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2012, 01:15:45 am »
Who knew they used to be elves.


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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2012, 01:28:16 am »
:lol:

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2012, 01:42:02 am »
If you can find an image that goes with these, I salute you.

Goofus supports gay rights.
Gallant shoves rent boys in the dumpsters they were born in.*

Goofus got VD from some hooker on the park strip.
Gallant puts cigarettes out on high class call girls.




*Jesus that's awful. I'm sorry.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2012, 02:15:03 am »
HOLY FUCK.


^to whole thread so far


Also, I used to read Highlights when I was a youngun, but I guess those neurons were either reprogrammed or pissed out. I don't remember these guys.
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2012, 02:24:39 am »
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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2012, 02:27:49 am »
@QG RIGHT ON!!!!!

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Re: Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2012, 02:46:08 am »



Sorry the text came out waay tiner than I thought. Enlargement makes things too blurry.