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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2012, 01:54:16 am »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't
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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2012, 02:01:47 am »
WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS IS azure buddhist springchicken.

You know he threatened Faust with legal action over that, right?  There was paperwork involved, I hear.
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2012, 02:06:30 am »
I think he threatened Faust over the thread where I said that I was pretty sure he'd taken some of my kitchenware.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2012, 02:12:09 am »
THA FUCK???

So we can't even say Cobalt Pentacostal Fallbuzzard anymore?
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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2012, 02:13:51 am »
I think he threatened Faust over the thread where I said that I was pretty sure he'd taken some of my kitchenware.

Oooh. 

I still have this feeling it was about all the name bombing that was going on, which made Faust kill the joke.  I might be wrong though, and most unfortunately have no time right now to hunt for it.

THA FUCK???

So we can't even say Cobalt Pentacostal Fallbuzzard anymore?

We're not supposed to, I think, and that's what Dok is saying.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2012, 02:18:59 am »
Need more info.
Just to see where the edge is so I can skate close to it without actually getting anyone's ass in a sling.
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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2012, 12:11:15 pm »
Klaxon howl
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From unrested eyes

Painful crawl
Depress for respite
Morning light cracks

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Make sure you wash your taint.

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2012, 03:45:36 pm »
It occurs to me that we could just have LuciferX post in this thread, and get the same result.

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2012, 05:07:11 am »
It occurs to me that we could just have LuciferX post in this thread, and get the same result.

Ooooh!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2012, 06:10:52 am »
Klaxon howl
Scraping bitter crust
From unrested eyes

Painful crawl
Depress for respite
Morning light cracks

Skin puckers
Beneath scalding waters
Make sure you wash your taint.

Wow. :lol:

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Deat panhels wouldh kill hme.

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If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2012, 12:10:48 pm »
daylight ascends
into the cottonball sky
of happy funtime unicorns
where love bears frolic
and fun fish soar

i too wish to soar with them

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2012, 04:08:45 pm »
I am Somalia
Civil war has torn me apart
You're the Transitional Federal Government
Still clinging on to my heart

Islamists and pirates are indulging in my bowels
Secessionists are messing with my head
But one day we'll be one, dear

...or maybe we'll just be dead.

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2012, 07:23:01 pm »
Quit dropping bombs on my feelings,
I'm just trying to develop nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
Drone strikes won't keep me down,
but set me back a bit from developing
nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2012, 07:29:35 pm »
Quit dropping bombs on my feelings,
I'm just trying to develop nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
Drone strikes won't keep me down,
but set me back a bit from developing
nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.

:mittens: :lulz: :mittens:

I just had a vision of Davy Jones singing that.

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Re: From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry
« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2012, 12:18:59 am »
Quit dropping bombs on my feelings,
I'm just trying to develop nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
Drone strikes won't keep me down,
but set me back a bit from developing
nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.

OH MY GOD

This is epic. I read it out loud to EFO (who is currently working on terrible beat poetry) and she said that it is the worst poem she has ever heard in her life.

Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.