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Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« on: March 23, 2012, 04:25:17 pm »
Birthers want proof that Mitt Romney was born in America

It's only a soundbite news article, and the whole incident is no doubt a blip in the radar, but I got a chuckle.

another link: http://www.newser.com/story/142458/birthers-sue-california-to-verify-romney.html

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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 04:26:39 pm »
I'm calling thinly veiled ploy to be able to say "We're fair and balanced." 
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 04:35:44 pm »
I'm calling thinly veiled ploy to be able to say "We're fair and balanced."

I had that thought too. Some stooges pull the same retarded schtick on Romney, and then the Birthers can claim "it's totally not about race."

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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 04:40:42 pm »
Especially when the eventually verify the certificate, claiming this adds more weight to their Obama=Kenyan routine.
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 04:41:58 pm »
It's so cleverly stupid that it just might work. 
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 04:50:40 pm »
I'm calling thinly veiled ploy to be able to say "We're fair and balanced."

Yup second sentence says it all: "You might think birthers are crazy conspiracy theorists, but you can't say they're inconsistent."

When this is over in a few days because the certificate was "verified"/no one cares/whatever, it'll be something to point back at to say "see, we're fair".

Except that people will actually believe that because a TV somewhere said that and will actually use it as a serious argument and I'll just be :facepalm:
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2012, 05:09:37 pm »
Mitt Romney is Kenyan, though.
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2012, 05:19:56 pm »
I could very well be remembering wrong but dont the romneys have family ties to mexico? Like for serious? Might be a fun thing to spread around.
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2012, 05:32:41 pm »
I could very well be remembering wrong but dont the romneys have family ties to mexico? Like for serious? Might be a fun thing to spread around.

Yeah, something about his dad being born there.
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2012, 05:45:53 pm »
You mean, Mitt was an anchor baby?
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2012, 05:50:47 pm »
Oh thats awesome
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2012, 05:53:32 pm »
Yep george romney was born in mexico. To polygamous parents who fled the us for that matter.
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2012, 06:00:56 pm »
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2012, 06:03:48 pm »
Yep george romney was born in mexico. To polygamous parents who fled the us for that matter.

This needs to be a meme.  :lulz:
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Re: Political, but more suited for Apple Talk...
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2012, 06:23:49 pm »
I'm calling thinly veiled ploy to be able to say "We're fair and balanced."

I'm reading "WE WANT SANTORUM!  WAAAAAAAH!"

And a little bit of "Let's try to make it look like we weren't dogging on the Black dude.  And would someone please shut Joe Arpeio up?"
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