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Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« on: April 03, 2012, 07:16:51 am »
http://gizmodo.com/5898585/itll-soon-be-illegal-to-troll-in-arizona


The wording on this is so vague it could be applied to anything based on electronic communication. How does one enforce and prove that the crime was committed?
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2012, 07:24:17 am »
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2012, 07:25:37 am »
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How does one enforce and prove that the crime was committed?

They'll use the time-tested Arizonian method of checking if the suspect is Latino or not.

On the bright side, this means every pinealist who comes to PD.com will also be breaking the law, since the annoyance only has to occur in Arizona, not the source of the annoyance.
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2012, 07:30:14 am »
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How does one enforce and prove that the crime was committed?

They'll use the time-tested Arizonian method of checking if the suspect is Latino or not.

On the bright side, this means every pinealist who comes to PD.com will also be breaking the law, since the annoyance only has to occur in Arizona, not the source of the annoyance.

So it's a potentially GOOD thing.  :lulz:
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 03:32:59 pm »
Can we please declare war on Arizona already?
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 03:54:53 pm »
 :lulz: Arizona is AMAZING.
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 08:54:41 pm »
So...  The next time you are offended by... say... a militant pro-life webpage, call the cops?

Freepers calling for the killing of (fill in the blank)...

This, until it goes to court and gets kicked in the teeth, has some potential to raise havoc...
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 09:48:58 pm »
So...  The next time you are offended by... say... a militant pro-life webpage, call the cops?

Freepers calling for the killing of (fill in the blank)...

This, until it goes to court and gets kicked in the teeth, has some potential to raise havoc...

Every day, I get spam from the Arizona Teabaggers.
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 09:49:19 pm »
If I lived in Arizona I would abuse the shit out of it by filing complaints against every anti-gay, racist, or anti-abortion website on the internet.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 09:49:56 pm »
If I lived in Arizona I would abuse the shit out of it by filing complaints against every anti-gay, racist, or anti-abortion website on the internet.

Each and every spam letter I get is going to get reported.
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2012, 09:49:58 pm »
So...  The next time you are offended by... say... a militant pro-life webpage, call the cops?

Freepers calling for the killing of (fill in the blank)...

This, until it goes to court and gets kicked in the teeth, has some potential to raise havoc...

Every day, I get spam from the Arizona Teabaggers.

Annoying! Call the police!  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2012, 09:50:22 pm »
If I lived in Arizona I would abuse the shit out of it by filing complaints against every anti-gay, racist, or anti-abortion website on the internet.

Each and every spam letter I get is going to get reported.

 :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2012, 01:55:41 am »
It's like internet jujitsu...  :lulz:
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Re: Hey roger, are they changing the law because of you?
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2012, 08:26:38 pm »
So if you are convicted under this law, you are legally a troll now?
that seems like it would actually be an attractive prospect to many, just for shitsngiggles...