Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?

[M. Nigel Salt]

Heh. i love the "meatballs." I have no idea what's in 'em but I like the way they chew.

I just sicked up a little in my brain.

[Alty]

 
You people and your severely uncivilized desire to know what is "in", "around", or "constitutes" your food. You'll eat it and LIKE it. It's full of calories you can actually burn, what more do you want?

Alty,
*smack* *chomp* *pork and chicken corndog*

[M. Nigel Salt]

"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

[M. Nigel Salt]

I eat them sometimes anyway.

[Freeky Queen of DERP]

I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones.

[M. Nigel Salt]

I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones.

SLOW COOKED GRISTLE BALLS!

[Alty]

I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones.

SLOW COOKED GRISTLE BALLS!

nnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEWSFEED!

[Freeky Queen of DERP]

I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones.

SLOW COOKED GRISTLE BALLS!

SOUNDS LIKE TUESDAY NIGHT WITH THE RENTBOYS!

[navkat: navkat of...navkat!]

I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones.

SLOW COOKED GRISTLE BALLS!

But all the gristle is thoroughly processed so what you're left with is a vaguely meat-tasting, formed blob of cornstarch-and-gristle-goo that has a peculiar "bite."

I would never feed these to a CHILD but I'm reasonably certain that if I don't eat em too often, soylent mystery animal(s) can't hurt me any more than a wild night of drinkin and druggin.

[Balls Wellington]

"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

You need to mix some sour cream and maple syrup together and dip the corndogs in it.

Welcome to your newest shameful addiction.

[navkat: navkat of...navkat!]

I have a peculiar way of preparing ramen noodles:
1. cook noodles, setting flavour packette aside
2. drain almost all the water out of noodles and dump them in a large eating bowl.
3. add flavor packet and a couple tablespoons of sour cream. Stir. Eat.

[trippinprincezz13]

"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

I've always had a weird aversion to them. I'll eat hot dogs sometimes even though I know they're all by-producty, but corn dogs somehow always seemed....even more fake (or something) than regular hot dogs. I don't know. My boyfriend looked at me like I had five heads when I told him I'd never had one

[Doktor Howl]

Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

[Luna]

Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

I read through the thread...  Was going to comment that I HOPED that hot dog buns were still banned, because if they weren't, it'd take the fun out of eating them...

But now I'mma have nightmares...

[M. Nigel Salt]

Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

 

This actually sounds like the most reasonable use for corn dogs.