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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2012, 04:10:15 am »
Heh. i love the "meatballs." I have no idea what's in 'em but I like the way they chew.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2012, 04:47:04 am »
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You people and your severely uncivilized desire to know what is "in", "around", or "constitutes" your food. You'll eat it and LIKE it. It's full of calories you can actually burn, what more do you want?

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2012, 04:54:02 am »
"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2012, 04:54:30 am »
I eat them sometimes anyway.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2012, 05:18:39 am »
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2012, 05:37:39 am »
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:

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“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2012, 05:46:07 am »
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2012, 04:53:22 pm »
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #68 on: May 01, 2012, 02:13:24 am »
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:

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But all the gristle is thoroughly processed so what you're left with is a vaguely meat-tasting, formed blob of cornstarch-and-gristle-goo that has a peculiar "bite."

I would never feed these to a CHILD but I'm reasonably certain that if I don't eat em too often, soylent mystery animal(s) can't hurt me any more than a wild night of drinkin and druggin.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2012, 04:41:14 am »
"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

You need to mix some sour cream and maple syrup together and dip the corndogs in it.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #70 on: May 01, 2012, 12:06:16 pm »
I have a peculiar way of preparing ramen noodles:
1. cook noodles, setting flavour packette aside
2. drain almost all the water out of noodles and dump them in a large eating bowl.
3. add flavor packet and a couple tablespoons of sour cream. Stir. Eat.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #71 on: May 01, 2012, 01:26:48 pm »
"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

I've always had a weird aversion to them. I'll eat hot dogs sometimes even though I know they're all by-producty, but corn dogs somehow always seemed....even more fake (or something) than regular hot dogs. I don't know. My boyfriend looked at me like I had five heads when I told him I'd never had one
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #72 on: May 01, 2012, 01:59:03 pm »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #73 on: May 01, 2012, 03:03:02 pm »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

I read through the thread...  Was going to comment that I HOPED that hot dog buns were still banned, because if they weren't, it'd take the fun out of eating them...

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #74 on: May 01, 2012, 03:14:05 pm »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

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This actually sounds like the most reasonable use for corn dogs.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku