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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #75 on: May 01, 2012, 03:14:56 pm »
"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

You need to mix some sour cream and maple syrup together and dip the corndogs in it.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #76 on: May 02, 2012, 06:46:39 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #77 on: May 02, 2012, 08:38:59 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

I have never seen a picture of you, Cain so you have to understand that when you say these things, my mind conjures up images of a hairy corndog being eaten by your avatar.
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #78 on: May 04, 2012, 12:00:38 am »
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #79 on: June 03, 2012, 07:28:11 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #80 on: June 03, 2012, 08:38:06 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

I have never seen a picture of you, Cain so you have to understand that when you say these things, my mind conjures up images of a hairy corndog being eaten by your avatar.

I think Cain's avatar would have made Tuco eat it.
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