Take:
1. corndog
2. sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3. mustard
Heat up corn dog.
Roll corn dog in mustard.
Roll corn dog in dog hair.
Congratulations! You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!
But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?
I have never seen a picture of you, Cain so you have to understand that when you say these things, my mind conjures up images of a hairy corndog being eaten by your avatar.