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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #75 on: May 01, 2012, 03:14:56 pm »
"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

You need to mix some sour cream and maple syrup together and dip the corndogs in it.

Welcome to your newest shameful addiction.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #76 on: May 02, 2012, 06:46:39 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #77 on: May 02, 2012, 08:38:59 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

I have never seen a picture of you, Cain so you have to understand that when you say these things, my mind conjures up images of a hairy corndog being eaten by your avatar.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #78 on: May 04, 2012, 12:00:38 am »
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #79 on: June 03, 2012, 07:28:11 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #80 on: June 03, 2012, 08:38:06 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

I have never seen a picture of you, Cain so you have to understand that when you say these things, my mind conjures up images of a hairy corndog being eaten by your avatar.

I think Cain's avatar would have made Tuco eat it.
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