2. sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
Heat up corn dog.
Roll corn dog in mustard.
Roll corn dog in dog hair.
Congratulations! You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!
But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?
"The thoughts of all men arise from the darkness. If you are the movement of your soul, and the cause of that movement precedes you, then how could you ever call your thoughts your own? How could you be anything other than a slave to the darkness that comes before? Only the Logos allows one to mitigate that slavery. Only knowing the sources of thought and action allows us to own our thoughts and our actions, to throw off the yoke of circumstance."
- R. Scott Bakker, The Darkness That Comes Before