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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #75 on: May 01, 2012, 03:14:56 pm »
"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

You need to mix some sour cream and maple syrup together and dip the corndogs in it.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #76 on: May 02, 2012, 06:46:39 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #77 on: May 02, 2012, 08:38:59 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

I have never seen a picture of you, Cain so you have to understand that when you say these things, my mind conjures up images of a hairy corndog being eaten by your avatar.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #78 on: May 04, 2012, 12:00:38 am »
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #79 on: June 03, 2012, 07:28:11 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #80 on: June 03, 2012, 08:38:06 am »
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

But I can still eat it once I'm done, right?

I have never seen a picture of you, Cain so you have to understand that when you say these things, my mind conjures up images of a hairy corndog being eaten by your avatar.

I think Cain's avatar would have made Tuco eat it.
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #81 on: November 01, 2014, 07:39:57 pm »
So, then, the corn part isn't considered a bun right?
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #82 on: November 01, 2014, 07:42:42 pm »
Does it matter?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



“All that goodness, with a frozen chicken in the middle.”
― Doktor Howl, 2014

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #83 on: November 02, 2014, 03:20:20 am »
So, then, the corn part isn't considered a bun right?

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #84 on: March 07, 2015, 07:26:59 am »
Traditionally, keeping Discordian meant observing the dietary commandments of The Principia Discordia.  Specifically no hotdog buns.  Is this dietary rule still practised?

Did you miss the part where a Discordian is forbidden to believe everything he reads?

Also, there's another part of the book that says that they're mandatory*



*As part of a fully garnished hotdog every friday. Perferably this should be increased to multiple fully garnished hotdogs on fridays during lent. You should also eat as many hotdog buns as possible during passover, a bacon double cheeseburger on yom-kippur, and as much black pudding** as you can eat for lunch (preferably at high noon) every day during ramadan. These last four rules aren't in the book, but they're just common sense.


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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #85 on: March 07, 2015, 06:16:46 pm »
Traditionally, keeping Discordian meant observing the dietary commandments of The Principia Discordia.  Specifically no hotdog buns.  Is this dietary rule still practised?

Did you miss the part where a Discordian is forbidden to believe everything he reads?

Also, there's another part of the book that says that they're mandatory*



*As part of a fully garnished hotdog every friday. Perferably this should be increased to multiple fully garnished hotdogs on fridays during lent. You should also eat as many hotdog buns as possible during passover, a bacon double cheeseburger on yom-kippur, and as much black pudding** as you can eat for lunch (preferably at high noon) every day during ramadan. These last four rules aren't in the book, but they're just common sense.


**The pig-blood based sausage, not the slime monster which splits into additional monsters when struck by a weapon that deals slashing or piercing damage.

I must say frying up some black-pudding and toast can make a deceptively good breakfast.
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #86 on: March 07, 2015, 08:06:35 pm »
I'm sure 2012 will value the above two posts.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #87 on: March 07, 2015, 11:16:13 pm »
I'm sure 2012 will value the above two posts.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”



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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2015, 02:44:10 am »
I'm sure 2012 will value the above two posts.
What?  It's technically not sausage, you long-count shamer!
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