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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2012, 05:52:07 am »
Too much...  Beef..

Try Turkey Dogs.  Much better for your figure.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2012, 06:48:33 am »
Turkey dogs aren't all that bad, actually.
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2012, 10:59:04 am »
Yea
I sont often eat hot dogs in buns because hot dog buns come in an eight pack while hot dogs come in a twelve. Im not going to eat enough hot dogs in buns before the expiration date to make that even out for one purchase.
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2012, 12:21:10 pm »
Too much...  Beef..

Try Turkey Dogs.  Much better for your figure.

Wow. I missed this disturbing, little gem.

They're pretty good actually.  I rarely eat hot dogs because as a general rule I think they are fairly disgusting.  However, I can deal with a turkey dog.  You have to get a decent brand though, otherwise they can be pretty horrid. 
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2012, 12:52:08 pm »
Jew dogs > hot dogs
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2012, 01:58:38 pm »
You are all either small children or LIARS.

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You don't have to cut it up and put it into mac and cheese in order to eat it without a bun. You can just stab it with a fork and eat it like a sausage.
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2012, 01:59:52 pm »
Yea
I sont often eat hot dogs in buns because hot dog buns come in an eight pack while hot dogs come in a twelve. Im not going to eat enough hot dogs in buns before the expiration date to make that even out for one purchase.
Horse lips > bitch buns...

Meaning?
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2012, 08:04:29 pm »
Yea
I sont often eat hot dogs in buns because hot dog buns come in an eight pack while hot dogs come in a twelve. Im not going to eat enough hot dogs in buns before the expiration date to make that even out for one purchase.
Horse lips > bitch buns...

Meaning?

Even though it's really all the same, it's also just too much to be all that.
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2012, 10:12:47 pm »
You are all either small children or LIARS.

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You don't have to cut it up and put it into mac and cheese in order to eat it without a bun. You can just stab it with a fork and eat it like a sausage.

That's what SHE said.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2012, 10:32:13 pm »
Well if she said that ill warn all my friends not to get bjs from her.
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2012, 03:49:12 am »
I observe the prohibition in general, but cave in to temptation every time I get an opportunity to eat a hot dog, so I can feel guilty about it afterwards.  People who were raised Catholic need the guilt in order to metabolize anything trickier than a simple sugar.
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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2012, 03:52:36 am »
I observe the prohibition in general, but cave in to temptation every time I get an opportunity to eat a hot dog, so I can feel guilty about it afterwards.  People who were raised Catholic need the guilt in order to metabolize anything trickier than a simple sugar.

Hmmm. That explains quite a bit!
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« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2012, 05:09:27 am »
Ice-cold, in my fist right out of the fridge.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2012, 05:21:41 am »
Ice-cold, in my fist right out of the fridge.

We are barbarians here.

I imagine the Nigels get hongry after a long day of angry mobbing.

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Re: Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2012, 05:46:56 am »
Ice-cold, in my fist right out of the fridge.

We are barbarians here.

I imagine the Nigels get hongry after a long day of angry mobbing.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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