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"One Got Fat"
« on: April 08, 2012, 11:54:35 pm »
« Last Edit: April 08, 2012, 11:56:38 pm by Nigel »
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2012, 12:18:45 am »
 :eek: :horrormirth: :lulz:  :| :kingmeh: :aaa: :?

I feel sorry for the kids who had to watch this.

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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2012, 01:10:16 am »
I thought it was a parody.
Poe's Law ITT.
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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2012, 02:32:48 am »
I remember being shown this video when I was a little kid. :lulz:

Need to watch longer, this is obviously a spoof of the video I was thinking about. :lulz:

No, I am sure this IS that video.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2012, 02:46:17 am by Guru Coyote »

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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2012, 06:32:44 am »
It is 100% horrifying. Oh, my friend died? Whatever, picnic! Also, terrifying papier-mache monkey-face!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2012, 07:14:28 am »
It is 100% horrifying. Oh, my friend died? Whatever, picnic! Also, terrifying papier-mache monkey-face!

Oh, they ALL died? Look at all these sack lunches I got!  :x
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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2012, 04:31:34 pm »
It is 100% horrifying. Oh, my friend died? Whatever, picnic! Also, terrifying papier-mache monkey-face!

Oh, they ALL died? Look at all these sack lunches I got!  :x

Well, it's not as if they were people, like the one who lived was.
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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2012, 06:39:34 pm »
...the fuck?  :?

I...

This...it just...

wha-...?

EXPLAIN YOURSELF, 1960'S!!!!
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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2012, 06:45:06 pm »
...the fuck?  :?

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EXPLAIN YOURSELF, 1960'S!!!!

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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2012, 06:48:36 pm »
...the fuck?  :?

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EXPLAIN YOURSELF, 1960'S!!!!

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Oh, well...that explains it.

Sorry for yelling at you, much beloved decade that brought us wonderful creations such as whatever is on the wikipedia page for 1960s.
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Rev 9:50? "One Got Fat"
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2012, 06:50:56 pm »
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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2012, 06:57:43 pm »
...the fuck?  :?

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EXPLAIN YOURSELF, 1960'S!!!!

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Oh, well...that explains it.

Sorry for yelling at you, much beloved decade that brought us wonderful creations such as whatever is on the wikipedia page for 1960s.

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Re: "One Got Fat"
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2012, 11:23:41 pm »
Actually, this is not the worst safety video, just creepy.

Good points:
They've avoided the common problem of making your bad examples look cool.
Repetition at the end to reinforce the message.
Tied into the then commonly held low opinion of monkeys.

I've seen worse.
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2012, 11:52:24 pm »
I LIKED the ones where the bad examples looked cool. When I was a kid I couldn't WAIT to drop acid.  :lol:
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2012, 11:55:12 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1m1UHOWAD8

Couldn't find an untouched version, but this made me laugh and laugh.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in