Funny little thing I noticed when I was driving home last night.
The electronic marquee outside of Walgreen's said simply: "We Have Milk".
It was 12 or 1 am, and the stop lights were flashing yellow, and I saw that sign.
"We Have Milk" in large, red letters. Constant. No flashing or scrolling.
I began to wonder what that meant. Surely, they don't have the only milk in town. After all, Kroger, Walmart, and the local grocery store were literally right across the street. Have their customers been asking them to stock milk? Who knows?
Fuck, it doesn't matter, I had a couple of gallons back home in the fridge, what do I care about milk? I mean, I don't pay attention to the sign across the street that says Sirloin 13$/lbs. or whatever the hell it said. Something involving the price of some cut of meat, but that's all I know.
But then it hits me. That sign wouldn't be so odd if I didn't take having milk available for granted. So remember folks, we have milk.