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THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« on: April 23, 2012, 04:41:41 pm »
SO

          a few days ago i receive a package in the post, and i'm not expecting anything. i become immediately concerned when i see that it has been sent by ALTY(!). there's going to be one of those Canadian beasts inside, like a koala or some river snake egg or something. maybe it's an empty jar he needs filled with weed? he seemed to like that stuff A LOT when he was here visiting.

HA, NO -

          that alaskan foreigner sent me some kinda damm computer thing. (?)
          shocking discovery!
          while visiting a few months back, this loveable salmon eater realized that i live in the twentieth century, what with my no internetness, and all.

SO

           the crazy fucker sends me a laptop!

WHY?!

          so that i can be bugging the piss out of you here, right now, with all these technologies. or whenever, i'm on the frickin internets!!

WOOT!

          woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooot!

ALTY -

          you rule. i'm not sure how to get even ( :)), but you f'in rule!! rather unbelievable.

IN PORTLAND

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 04:44:20 pm »
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 04:54:26 pm »
Wow!

Also dok- :lulz:
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 04:59:37 pm »
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

I

          just used my google!!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 05:34:26 pm »
I never realized I missed EOT until now. :lulz:
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2012, 06:28:13 pm »
Funny how that works
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2012, 07:23:16 pm »
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

Moo hoo ha ha.

EOT,

No problem, man.

I had no use for that netbook since I started going back to school. I like linux and all but...
Plus, you are a man that needs the internets.

It's nice to see you back on here.


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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 03:17:44 pm »
YAY

Now I can has EOT on my internets!
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 04:13:28 pm »
I APPROVE

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2012, 04:17:23 pm »
Heya, EOT. Glad to see you around again.  That Alty is a smooth muthafugga, ain't he? :lulz:

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2012, 04:19:35 pm »
I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.

YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2012, 04:20:39 pm »
I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.

YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!
Damn, EOT knows the fucking score already.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2012, 02:27:45 am »
WOw a netbook! Awesome :D

Welcome back EOT! :)
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