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THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« on: April 23, 2012, 04:41:41 pm »
SO

          a few days ago i receive a package in the post, and i'm not expecting anything. i become immediately concerned when i see that it has been sent by ALTY(!). there's going to be one of those Canadian beasts inside, like a koala or some river snake egg or something. maybe it's an empty jar he needs filled with weed? he seemed to like that stuff A LOT when he was here visiting.

HA, NO -

          that alaskan foreigner sent me some kinda damm computer thing. (?)
          shocking discovery!
          while visiting a few months back, this loveable salmon eater realized that i live in the twentieth century, what with my no internetness, and all.

SO

           the crazy fucker sends me a laptop!

WHY?!

          so that i can be bugging the piss out of you here, right now, with all these technologies. or whenever, i'm on the frickin internets!!

WOOT!

          woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooot!

ALTY -

          you rule. i'm not sure how to get even ( :)), but you f'in rule!! rather unbelievable.

IN PORTLAND

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 04:44:20 pm »
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!
"Man, there's nothin' to do in this stupid town rope swing's busted, stinking cops always kicking me out of the park manager of the 7-11 always says "get off my curb you good for nothing" all the girls already know I'm a bad kisser so they don't come anywhere near me I don't know how many times I've been to TGIF a kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times bowling's boring, the skating rink's been taken over by 12 year olds there ain't no good movies out, blockbuster never has any good games in I don't want to play Bombad Racing, I mean what the heck is that? I'm sick of all my records and every time I walk into a record store, I forget what I want to get and their ain't nothing on TV, not a stupid thing! There ain't nothing to do 'cept take naps and wait patiently for death!"
- Brak

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 04:54:26 pm »
Wow!

Also dok- :lulz:
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 04:59:37 pm »
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

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          just used my google!!
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 05:34:26 pm »
I never realized I missed EOT until now. :lulz:
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2012, 06:28:13 pm »
Funny how that works
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2012, 07:23:16 pm »
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

Moo hoo ha ha.

EOT,

No problem, man.

I had no use for that netbook since I started going back to school. I like linux and all but...
Plus, you are a man that needs the internets.

It's nice to see you back on here.



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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 03:17:44 pm »
YAY

Now I can has EOT on my internets!
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 04:13:28 pm »
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2012, 04:17:23 pm »
Heya, EOT. Glad to see you around again.  That Alty is a smooth muthafugga, ain't he? :lulz:

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2012, 04:19:35 pm »
I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.

YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2012, 04:20:39 pm »
I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.

YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!
Damn, EOT knows the fucking score already.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2012, 02:27:45 am »
WOw a netbook! Awesome :D

Welcome back EOT! :)
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