a few days ago i receive a package in the post, and i'm not expecting anything. i become immediately concerned when i see that it has been sent by ALTY(!). there's going to be one of those Canadian beasts inside, like a koala or some river snake egg or something. maybe it's an empty jar he needs filled with weed? he seemed to like that stuff A LOT when he was here visiting.
HA, NO -
that alaskan foreigner sent me some kinda damm computer thing. (?)
while visiting a few months back, this loveable salmon eater realized that i live in the twentieth century, what with my no internetness, and all.
the crazy fucker sends me a laptop!
so that i can be bugging the piss out of you here, right now, with all these technologies. or whenever, i'm on the frickin internets!!
you rule. i'm not sure how to get even (
), but you f'in rule!! rather unbelievable.
love is all around. followed by a shot of hate/ disdain.