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THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« on: April 23, 2012, 04:41:41 pm »
SO

          a few days ago i receive a package in the post, and i'm not expecting anything. i become immediately concerned when i see that it has been sent by ALTY(!). there's going to be one of those Canadian beasts inside, like a koala or some river snake egg or something. maybe it's an empty jar he needs filled with weed? he seemed to like that stuff A LOT when he was here visiting.

HA, NO -

          that alaskan foreigner sent me some kinda damm computer thing. (?)
          shocking discovery!
          while visiting a few months back, this loveable salmon eater realized that i live in the twentieth century, what with my no internetness, and all.

SO

           the crazy fucker sends me a laptop!

WHY?!

          so that i can be bugging the piss out of you here, right now, with all these technologies. or whenever, i'm on the frickin internets!!

WOOT!

          woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooot!

ALTY -

          you rule. i'm not sure how to get even ( :)), but you f'in rule!! rather unbelievable.

IN PORTLAND

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 04:44:20 pm »
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"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 04:54:26 pm »
Wow!

Also dok- :lulz:
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 04:59:37 pm »
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

I

          just used my google!!
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 05:34:26 pm »
I never realized I missed EOT until now. :lulz:
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2012, 06:28:13 pm »
Funny how that works
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2012, 07:23:16 pm »
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

Moo hoo ha ha.

EOT,

No problem, man.

I had no use for that netbook since I started going back to school. I like linux and all but...
Plus, you are a man that needs the internets.

It's nice to see you back on here.


HAY GUIZE, I AM SO TOTALLY IN ALASKA. ISN'T THAT FUCKING WILD?

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 03:17:44 pm »
YAY

Now I can has EOT on my internets!
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 04:13:28 pm »
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2012, 04:17:23 pm »
Heya, EOT. Glad to see you around again.  That Alty is a smooth muthafugga, ain't he? :lulz:

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2012, 04:19:35 pm »
I APPROVE

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YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!
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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2012, 04:20:39 pm »
I APPROVE

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YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!
Damn, EOT knows the fucking score already.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Re: THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2012, 02:27:45 am »
WOw a netbook! Awesome :D

Welcome back EOT! :)
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