Read the FAQ, Jack. Wait, no. I'll sum it up for you:
Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.
Actually I prefer to see the face.
However, I've already decided this dude is totally useless in under 5 posts. Now mind you, while I am still a Doktor, I have opted to return to the semi-serene Nephew lifestyle. But even a Nephew can make a quick judgment call. This person must redeem themself already, and change their fucking name. Insanity my ass. My dad was insane. It's not fucking funny.
Fuck this guy. Seriously.