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Two Important Questions
« on: April 25, 2012, 07:13:27 am »
Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it? 

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 07:20:19 am »
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2012, 07:24:17 am »
1. Discordianism in one sentence.

2.  Ebay.  It has everything.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2012, 07:29:39 am »
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 07:13:27 am
Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it?

1. If you don't know what it is why are you here?

2. You can buy it from me. Please give me your routing and account number. Savings, not checking. Transaction must clear before I tell you. It will cost you $60 in US currency.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2012, 07:31:25 am »
Quote from: Alty on April 25, 2012, 07:20:19 am
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Wait a minute ... that's not a sentence ... that appears to be two Japanese girls laughing at some poor fellow behind me.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2012, 07:34:33 am »
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 07:29:39 am
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 07:13:27 am
Hi.  I'm new here.  Can someone please tell me what discordianism is?  One sentence would be best but I'm willing to read two.  Also what is independent thought and where can I buy it?

1. If you don't know what it is why are you here?

2. You can buy it from me. Please give me your routing and account number. Savings, not checking. Transaction must clear before I tell you. It will cost you $60 in US currency.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2012, 07:41:54 am »
And then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2012, 07:46:38 am »
No, this thread is going to stay here forever, and so are you.

Better start looking for amusing gifs to post.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2012, 07:47:30 am »
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 07:41:54 am
And then the thread was deleted and he faded away into nothingness.

A happy ending, no?

Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2012, 07:55:29 am »
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 07:47:30 am
Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2012, 08:03:25 am »
Oh jeeze...heeeere we go.

*winces*
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I think things went south when he started talking about eating the fnords.


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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2012, 08:04:01 am »
Quote from: Insanity on April 25, 2012, 07:55:29 am
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 25, 2012, 07:47:30 am
Yeah, you have no idea how this place works.

Welcome. I don't recommend bending over.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.  But guess what?  I own you.  And your cauliflower too.  The funniest part is that you don't even realize.

Welcome to my Discordia   :)

Interesting thing.

No one owns me. Not even myself. But the thing is once you mentioned cauliflower I knew you were full of shit. I don't eat that. Ever. So I do realize and you should stop being a fucking pinealist and making assumptions about people you just met.

I am not landing in your Discordia. I am just catching a connecting flight. Please tell your immigration officers to fuck off because I'm just passing through.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2012, 08:05:50 am »
Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 08:03:25 am
Oh jeeze...heeeere we go.

*winces*

Sometimes you know off the bat that the 50 post rule is irrelevant from the get go.

I see your spidey sense is tingling.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2012, 08:07:04 am »
Read the FAQ, Jack. Wait, no. I'll sum it up for you:

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.
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I put the Disco in "Discord."

Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on May 27, 2012, 04:46:11 pm
Those aren't horses, they're bicycles.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 14, 2012, 02:32:29 am
Logic is no way to run a human.

 
Quote from: Nigel on December 14, 2011, 09:10:44 pm
I think things went south when he started talking about eating the fnords.


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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2012, 08:12:02 am »
Quote from: navkat on April 25, 2012, 08:07:04 am
Read the FAQ, Jack. Wait, no. I'll sum it up for you:

Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

Actually I prefer to see the face.

However, I've already decided this dude is totally useless in under 5 posts. Now mind you, while I am still a Doktor, I have opted to return to the semi-serene Nephew lifestyle. But even a Nephew can make a quick judgment call. This person must redeem themself already, and change their fucking name. Insanity my ass. My dad was insane. It's not fucking funny.

Fuck this guy. Seriously.
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