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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #195 on: May 11, 2012, 02:08:03 am »
To say that LMNO looks fabulous would be to insult him. Fabulous is merely a poor concept to describe how LMNO-like something that is not LMNO is.

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #196 on: May 11, 2012, 02:09:54 am »
To say that LMNO looks fabulous would be to insult him. Fabulous is merely a poor concept to describe how LMNO-like something that is not LMNO is.

Fabulous is just the part of LMNO you can see.  The rest would blow you into ashes if you saw it, like on Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #197 on: May 11, 2012, 02:10:23 am »
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #198 on: May 11, 2012, 02:12:54 am »
To say that LMNO looks fabulous would be to insult him. Fabulous is merely a poor concept to describe how LMNO-like something that is not LMNO is.

Fabulous is just the part of LMNO you can see.  The rest would blow you into ashes if you saw it, like on Raiders of the Lost Ark.

The Fabulous that describes the LMNO is not the true Fabulous or the true LMNO.

I am now picturing a crate labeled 'Top Secret' that contains a box that contains LMNO being treating as if it were a weapon of mass destruction. Although the resultant cloud would not rain radioactive fallout.

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #199 on: May 11, 2012, 02:15:10 am »
To say that LMNO looks fabulous would be to insult him. Fabulous is merely a poor concept to describe how LMNO-like something that is not LMNO is.

Fabulous is just the part of LMNO you can see.  The rest would blow you into ashes if you saw it, like on Raiders of the Lost Ark.

The Fabulous that describes the LMNO is not the true Fabulous or the true LMNO.

I am now picturing a crate labeled 'Top Secret' that contains a box that contains LMNO being treating as if it were a weapon of mass destruction. Although the resultant cloud would not rain radioactive fallout.

LMNO uses an acronym for his name, to spare our mortal eyeballs.  Also, speaking his actual name is both dangerous and damn near impossible.

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #200 on: May 11, 2012, 03:00:53 am »
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.


Who?

I KNEW you weren't new, fucker.
Oh shit, the jigg's up.  Or, and bear with me now, or .... OR MOTHERFUCKING OR ... or:
Maybe some new person joined the board.  Maybe said person pissed some people off at first because said person dived right into posting without really understanding what said person was getting into.  Maybe this person wanted to see what PD was and figure out the culture here.  Maybe some drama went down.  Maybe it wasn't done in PMs, so it was visible to pretty much everyone.  Maybe everyone kept talking about Roger and the new user had no clue what was going on.  Maybe they didn't even connect the dots between TGRR and the name Roger.  You wrote a post about TGRR Vs. Dok Howl fairly recently.  Maybe someone (a different somebody of course) replied to it and came up in the unread posts.  Maybe any idiot, even this imaginary person who DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, can put 2 and 2 together at that point.  Maybe that new user is me.

But that's just clutching at straws right?  Give me a break, I'm not new.  The good Doktor says so  :roll:

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #201 on: May 11, 2012, 03:02:56 am »
Newspag you really dont want to leave a blank for lmno to fit in. Hell take it as an invitation to do depravity to you. I mean you can if you really want but i suggest establishing a safeword first.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #202 on: May 11, 2012, 05:27:05 am »
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.


Who?

I KNEW you weren't new, fucker.
Oh shit, the jigg's up.  Or, and bear with me now, or .... OR MOTHERFUCKING OR ... or:
Maybe some new person joined the board.  Maybe said person pissed some people off at first because said person dived right into posting without really understanding what said person was getting into.  Maybe this person wanted to see what PD was and figure out the culture here.  Maybe some drama went down.  Maybe it wasn't done in PMs, so it was visible to pretty much everyone.  Maybe everyone kept talking about Roger and the new user had no clue what was going on.  Maybe they didn't even connect the dots between TGRR and the name Roger.  You wrote a post about TGRR Vs. Dok Howl fairly recently.  Maybe someone (a different somebody of course) replied to it and came up in the unread posts.  Maybe any idiot, even this imaginary person who DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, can put 2 and 2 together at that point.  Maybe that new user is me.

But that's just clutching at straws right?  Give me a break, I'm not new.  The good Doktor says so  :roll:

OH! The profoundly retarded Charlie Manson guy?
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #203 on: May 11, 2012, 06:15:11 am »
Newspag you really dont want to leave a blank for lmno to fit in. Hell take it as an invitation to do depravity to you. I mean you can if you really want but i suggest establishing a safeword first.

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #204 on: May 11, 2012, 07:24:06 am »
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.


Who?

I KNEW you weren't new, fucker.
Oh shit, the jigg's up.  Or, and bear with me now, or .... OR MOTHERFUCKING OR ... or:
Maybe some new person joined the board.  Maybe said person pissed some people off at first because said person dived right into posting without really understanding what said person was getting into.  Maybe this person wanted to see what PD was and figure out the culture here.  Maybe some drama went down.  Maybe it wasn't done in PMs, so it was visible to pretty much everyone.  Maybe everyone kept talking about Roger and the new user had no clue what was going on.  Maybe they didn't even connect the dots between TGRR and the name Roger.  You wrote a post about TGRR Vs. Dok Howl fairly recently.  Maybe someone (a different somebody of course) replied to it and came up in the unread posts.  Maybe any idiot, even this imaginary person who DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, can put 2 and 2 together at that point.  Maybe that new user is me.

But that's just clutching at straws right?  Give me a break, I'm not new.  The good Doktor says so  :roll:

OH! The profoundly retarded Charlie Manson guy?

Was that an actual username? Profoundly Retarded Charlie Manson? Because it should be.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #205 on: May 11, 2012, 08:11:49 am »
LMNO may be a cool guy, but he has a bit of a temper, and unlike me he is not tolerant of stupid questions.  Not everyone can have the sort of saintly demeanor I have, and he already does his share by saving us all through Big Gay Cowboyism - the ONLY acceptable ism - and cannot be expected to be patient with this sort of assbaggery.
Roger, Roger.


Who?

I KNEW you weren't new, fucker.
Oh shit, the jigg's up.  Or, and bear with me now, or .... OR MOTHERFUCKING OR ... or:
Maybe some new person joined the board.  Maybe said person pissed some people off at first because said person dived right into posting without really understanding what said person was getting into.  Maybe this person wanted to see what PD was and figure out the culture here.  Maybe some drama went down.  Maybe it wasn't done in PMs, so it was visible to pretty much everyone.  Maybe everyone kept talking about Roger and the new user had no clue what was going on.  Maybe they didn't even connect the dots between TGRR and the name Roger.  You wrote a post about TGRR Vs. Dok Howl fairly recently.  Maybe someone (a different somebody of course) replied to it and came up in the unread posts.  Maybe any idiot, even this imaginary person who DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, can put 2 and 2 together at that point.  Maybe that new user is me.

But that's just clutching at straws right?  Give me a break, I'm not new.  The good Doktor says so  :roll:

OH! The profoundly retarded Charlie Manson guy?

Was that an actual username? Profoundly Retarded Charlie Manson? Because it should be.

No, he called himself Insanity.
But PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON would be a BEAUTEOUS username, the likes of which haven't been seen since the GIGGLES title "SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE PROSTITUTE".  :lulz:
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #206 on: May 11, 2012, 11:50:20 am »
uh yeah, its the same guy, same account, he just changed his handle as weve all been known to do from time to time. 
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #207 on: June 20, 2012, 04:40:07 am »
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #208 on: June 22, 2012, 12:24:05 pm »
... beautiful ... :cry::1fap:

I love you're srsly doing all of these :D


(btw Twiddle X refers to xXx, not Malcolm X)

I also forgot one:

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #209 on: June 22, 2012, 01:55:08 pm »
... beautiful ... :cry::1fap:

I love you're srsly doing all of these :D


(btw Twiddle X refers to xXx, not Malcolm X)

I also forgot one:

They called him Machettleton
 He knows the score
 He gets the women
 And he kills the bad guys
 He was given an offer he couldn't refuse
 Machettleton


(you can safely turn it off after 1m50, it's fairly repetitive after that--meant to be  mixed through a liveset afterall)

Oh! That's good to know, since I was going to do Malcolm X.

I may do both now though anyway.

I am going to take a brief excursion from it though after I get home tonight.
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