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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #45 on: April 25, 2012, 06:14:43 pm »

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A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

There was a reason we used to have the spoken, unspoken 50 post rule.  We haven't "followed" that in ages. 
 
Honestly, and this is just one spag's opinion, I think the board ends up partially creating some of these monsters.  I mean, I know if I were to go on to a new board, and I start getting "the treatment" after 5 posts, I'll be thinking to myself.  "Okay, they want to play?  I'm gonna play!"
 
It's the internet.  Aside from the words we see on the screen, we don't know what's going through this person's head.  We don't know if it is really snark or someone's attempt to be silly and goofy, to mingle with the natives.  The natives that show pretty early on that this place requires boxing gloves, steel-toe boots, and a helmet. 
 
I dunno, if this place is honestly interested in growing, getting activity up, rebuilding membership, I think we need to start thinking about our responses to noobs.
 
If, however, we want to be what EB&G became, then sure, let's keep putting the heat to folks after 5 posts or less. 
 
Because I think that is going to do WONDERS for activity here.

Well, okay maybe.

But it'll all end in tears, I'll have you know!

Also, I kinda like Twiddles. But only from females. Odd.

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #46 on: April 25, 2012, 06:26:24 pm »
Dude's got This is Spinal Twid's hackles up?  :drama1:
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If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #47 on: April 25, 2012, 06:27:04 pm »

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A MUCH BIGGER MESS THAN IS REASONABLY NECESSARY--OH HEY YUMMY THIS BIT'S NOT COMPLETELY DIGESTED YET NOMNOMNOM WHEEEEE SHIT POOP SPLATTER I CAN WRITE MY NAME WITH MY NOSE ON THE WALL HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JAR OF SAND AND GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE

There was a reason we used to have the spoken, unspoken 50 post rule.  We haven't "followed" that in ages. 
 
Honestly, and this is just one spag's opinion, I think the board ends up partially creating some of these monsters.  I mean, I know if I were to go on to a new board, and I start getting "the treatment" after 5 posts, I'll be thinking to myself.  "Okay, they want to play?  I'm gonna play!"
 
It's the internet.  Aside from the words we see on the screen, we don't know what's going through this person's head.  We don't know if it is really snark or someone's attempt to be silly and goofy, to mingle with the natives.  The natives that show pretty early on that this place requires boxing gloves, steel-toe boots, and a helmet. 
 
I dunno, if this place is honestly interested in growing, getting activity up, rebuilding membership, I think we need to start thinking about our responses to noobs.
 
If, however, we want to be what EB&G became, then sure, let's keep putting the heat to folks after 5 posts or less. 
 
Because I think that is going to do WONDERS for activity here.

Well, okay maybe.

But it'll all end in tears, I'll have you know!

Also, I kinda like Twiddles. But only from females. Odd.

The Twiddlerat0r.

Bruce Twillis.

The Chronicles of Twiddick.

Twiddler Durden.

Judge Twidd.

Twid Dieselton.

Twiddlegheddon.

Demolition Twid.

Twiddle Recall.

Twid Monkeys.

Twiddledock Saints.

Twitch.

Twiddle With A Shotgun.

Twambo.

Twiddle X.

This Is Spinal Twid.

Doctor Strangleton.

BAMP!

Also, BOMP!

Boondock Saints happens in Boston, so I may have to go with that one.

Also, Hobo With A Shotgun is a fantastic movie and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #48 on: April 25, 2012, 07:38:26 pm »
Insane people don't know they're insane.

You fall under the category of outlandish.
Insanity is whatever I say it is.  I am insane because I refuse to be sane.  Shall we agree to disagree?

Also, I never said you weren't Discordian, and I've done nothing to prevent you from posting. You sound like a teabagger complaining about their first amendment rights being violated when someone points out they said something stupid.

Also, I never said you said I wasn't a Discordian, nor about you preventing me from posting.  My rights can never be violated because I have a right to everything.  Stupid is as stupid does, and you sir do stupid well.  AMPER&FUCKING&SAND.  Never forget that I own you.

Well, I started this thread to bring some new discord into the world and I succeeded.  I'm moving on to the green pastures of Or Kill Me.  Farewell, and may your senses always be preceded by non.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #49 on: April 25, 2012, 07:43:20 pm »
Discordians trolling Discordians.

Well, I have to admit, gentleman, this is an entirely new phenomenon.

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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #50 on: April 25, 2012, 07:43:54 pm »
Y'know... normally we turn those skills on Cabbages....



Insanity didn't bring "new discord" into anything... this has been played out before, was fairly predictable, and if I was able to graph it would closely match the curves of many others who are no longer around.*



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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #51 on: April 25, 2012, 07:44:07 pm »
Insane people don't know they're insane.

You fall under the category of outlandish.
Insanity is whatever I say it is.  I am insane because I refuse to be sane.  Shall we agree to disagree?

No.

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Also, I never said you weren't Discordian, and I've done nothing to prevent you from posting. You sound like a teabagger complaining about their first amendment rights being violated when someone points out they said something stupid.

Also, I never said you said I wasn't a Discordian, nor about you preventing me from posting.  My rights can never be violated because I have a right to everything.  Stupid is as stupid does, and you sir do stupid well.  AMPER&FUCKING&SAND.  Never forget that I own you.

Well, I started this thread to bring some new discord into the world and I succeeded.  I'm moving on to the green pastures of Or Kill Me.  Farewell, and may your senses always be preceded by non.

A) I'd like to see the results of exercising your right to everything.
B) I'm not going to give your stupid comment much credence on the grounds that you claim to be insane.
C) I'd like to see your receipt.
D) Not a big fan of gratuitous nonsense. I find that it makes it difficult communicating with bipeds.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #52 on: April 25, 2012, 07:47:50 pm »
Thanks for the "helpful" response but I've already read the PD as well as a few other Discordian and (Subgenii) texts a couple of times.  I found this site through the rants of the Good Reverend Roger.  The rest, as they say, is history/mystory/mystery.

To everyone (or no one):  I am here.  I am insane.  I am Discordian, and I don't care what you think.  Call me what you will but you will not keep me from posting my e-pinions.  I've spent an hour on the forum, sorry for not understanding "how its supposed to work" (oh wait, no I'm not  >:D ) but for some crazy INSANE reason I think our lady will accept me even if you don't.


Oh, THAT guy.  Well, good luck to you all the same. 
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #53 on: April 25, 2012, 07:49:22 pm »
Insane people don't know they're insane.

You fall under the category of outlandish.
Insanity is whatever I say it is.  I am insane because I refuse to be sane.  Shall we agree to disagree?

Also, I never said you weren't Discordian, and I've done nothing to prevent you from posting. You sound like a teabagger complaining about their first amendment rights being violated when someone points out they said something stupid.

Also, I never said you said I wasn't a Discordian, nor about you preventing me from posting.  My rights can never be violated because I have a right to everything.  Stupid is as stupid does, and you sir do stupid well.  AMPER&FUCKING&SAND.  Never forget that I own you.

Well, I started this thread to bring some new discord into the world and I succeeded.  I'm moving on to the green pastures of Or Kill Me.  Farewell, and may your senses always be preceded by non.

I always thought Or Kill Me had more of a pungent brown feel. 
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #54 on: April 25, 2012, 07:54:11 pm »
Dollars to donut holes we already know this asshole from somewhere.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #55 on: April 25, 2012, 07:57:03 pm »
Dollars to donut holes we already know this asshole from somewhere.




Wouldn't be surprised if it was.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #56 on: April 25, 2012, 07:58:14 pm »
There's 7-8 Billion monkey-ants running around this giant blue space rock.  Many of them have computers. 

Chances are a lot better that it's just another "insane" weirdo. 
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #57 on: April 25, 2012, 08:00:46 pm »
There's 7-8 Billion monkey-ants running around this giant blue space rock.  Many of them have computers. 

Chances are a lot better that it's just another "insane" weirdo.

Oh sure. Just saying I wouldn't be surprised if it was, especially considering that one monkey-ant keeps is like herpes rather than some one off troll.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2012, 09:00:19 pm »
Oh you spags. Now the scores are even.
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Re: Two Important Questions
« Reply #59 on: April 25, 2012, 09:15:15 pm »
I think we need a shoe throwing contest.
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