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Man sues BMW for causing extreme priapism

Started by East Coast Hustle, May 01, 2012, 07:30:05 AM

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East Coast Hustle

May 01, 2012, 07:30:05 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sues-bmw-alleging-motorcycle-seat-gave-him-010902532.html

Pay particular attention to the plaintiff's name. I think this lends serious weight to our relevant truism.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

#1
May 01, 2012, 08:18:19 AM
 :lulz:  Wow.

Cain

#2
May 01, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
Wolf.

BMW.

An incorrect motorcycle.

This entire story was written by someone riffing on PD memes.

Telarus

#3
May 01, 2012, 09:52:26 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:
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Phox

#4
May 01, 2012, 12:30:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
Wolf.

BMW.

An incorrect motorcycle.

This entire story was written by someone riffing on PD memes.
I noticed that, too.  :lulz: :lulz:

hirley0

#5
May 01, 2012, 12:34:15 PM
it WAS a TRIUMP stupid bank joke \ dumb Sailor

Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on May 01, 2012, 12:30:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
Wolf.

BMW.

An incorrect motorcycle.

This entire story was written by someone riffing on PD memes.
I noticed t hat, tWoo.  :lulz: :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
May 01, 2012, 05:30:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 08:21:20 AM
Wolf.

BMW.

An incorrect motorcycle.

This entire story was written by someone riffing on PD memes.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
May 01, 2012, 05:30:30 PM
"I AM SUING BECAUSE YOUR MOTORCYCLE WAS INCORRECT!"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
May 01, 2012, 05:41:57 PM
BUT WILL IT STAND UP IN COURT?
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Cain

#9
May 01, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Only if he leaves his bike OUTSIDE.

Doktor Howl

#10
May 01, 2012, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 01, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Only if he leaves his bike OUTSIDE.

Thread over.

Cain wins.
Molon Lube

Cain

#11
May 02, 2012, 08:14:20 AM
I'm honestly surprised I beat you two to that.

Doktor Howl

#12
May 02, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 08:14:20 AM
I'm honestly surprised I beat you two to that.

I just bought a Camry, so I've given up on life.   :sad:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
May 05, 2012, 07:02:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 08:14:20 AM
I'm honestly surprised I beat you two to that.

I just bought a Camry, so I've given up on life.   :sad:

You and your safe, economical sedan!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#14
May 05, 2012, 07:04:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 02, 2012, 08:14:20 AM
I'm honestly surprised I beat you two to that.

I just bought a Camry, so I've given up on life.   :sad:

Does this mean you're going to move out of your mantion and into tense?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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