Hey PD

[hirley0]

ANYWAY2.5 Acording to My Fair Lady

the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plane believe whatever U want(s)

[Doktor Howl]

So, what did I miss?

You missed nobody shutting up some more.  Just like always.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, what did I miss?

You missed nobody shutting up some more.  Just like always.

[Salty]

ANYWAY2.5 Acording to My Fair Lady

the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plane believe whatever U want(s)

For your enjoyment:

WTF's BEEN HAPPENING*
*As perceived through my tired, miserable, and edgy brain. Also, bear in mind, while there was a distinct point I thought to myself "WHERE IN THE SHIT IS LMNO, IS HE OK?" I must admit I can't remember exactly what you might have missed before you left.

There was a new guy who everyone thought was a total dick but then he became cool because he was all, like, "Oh, you're ALL fucking tolls." Fucking newspag. No, his name, it's NewSpag.

There's this Annoying Toad who won't stop eating ice cream in front of me and it makes my stomach heave every time.

Cain and I birthed a MIGHTY internet thing.

SOME FUCKING SCANDINAVIAN FUCKDICKSTICK TRIED TO FILL THE HOLE IN OUR HEARTS WHERE BEARFORCE1 USED TO LIVE.

Dok Howl got an upgrade on his mind control lasers and transmutated the brains of some of our choicest members into pure vacuum. It was a turrible mess. There were facebook blockages. No doubt not the only blockages.

I learned how to make the Green Dragon and my lungs love me for it. People around me do not because of reduced inhibitions for about, mmmm, five hours and a truculent disposition.

Techno? Something about techno.

The Open Bar is not back at all. Nope. But its more honest replacement stops short of being so honest that you have to brush my internal organs out of your hair.

Oh yeah, The Man™ is doing His best to fuck us all in the ass and we're arguing because FUCK YEAH THAT SHIT IS FUN!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was the best summary ever.

[Don Coyote]

Why is that everytime I hear about Dok getting a mindlazor upgrade I have no idea what is going on?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Why is that everytime I hear about Dok getting a mindlazor upgrade I have no idea what is going on?

There might be a connection.

Dok gets mindlazor upgrade---------->Coyote has no recollection of events.



Yup.





Also, your current handle is making me giggle like a loon.

[Don Coyote]

Why is that everytime I hear about Dok getting a mindlazor upgrade I have no idea what is going on?

There might be a connection.

Dok gets mindlazor upgrade---------->Coyote has no recollection of events.



Yup.





Also, your current handle is making me giggle like a loon.

I wonder if the large sums of money that show up on my doorstep shortly there after are payment for my lost memories.

And my new handle, yes, and I had to do it because I remembered a drunken rant I posted about how awesome Heinlein was due to another discussion about how great he was. I also cringed mentally.

[Triple Zero]

So, what did I miss?

Everything fell apart and nobody did much of anything.





Actually, that's not really true, but I know you wanted to hear that line In fact, Alty is pretty much on the spot, seems like activity's been kicking up a bit recently.

Oh there's also some old spags that came back. There's Vex, and ... I believe someone else too but I can't remember (sorry old spag that I forgot, I still love you).

And I agree with Nigel that Alty's summary was very good! I wish somebody would write a summary like that every week or so! That way I can think hey yeah that's what we were doing. Because with all the random spagging about going on I sometimes lose track of the nontrivial spagging, especially when the random spagging can sometimes go critical and turn awesome when you least expect it.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

ANYWAY2.5 Acording to My Fair Lady

the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plane believe whatever U want(s)

This is this assholes best post ever.
And you didn't miss it!

[LMNO]

Well, it's good to be back.  Work is brutal right now, so posting will be sporadic.


Question:  Should I MARK ALL POSTS AS READ?

[Doktor Howl]

Well, it's good to be back.  Work is brutal right now, so posting will be sporadic.


Question:  Should I MARK ALL POSTS AS READ?

You don't have the GUTS.

[LMNO]

FUCK YOU, I'LL PM THE MGT.

[Doktor Howl]

FUCK YOU, I'LL PM THE MGT.

Pack up your victims in your old kit-bag,
And smile, smile, smile,
While you've a Lucifer to light your fag,
Smile, boys, that's the style.
What's the use of worrying?
It never was worth while, so
Pack up your victims in your old kit-bag,
And smile, smile, smile.

[Freeky]

SHIT FUCK DAMN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!