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Terrifying works of art.
« on: May 12, 2012, 03:58:44 am »
Just incase many of you dont know, I am a professional doodler.
I tend to doodle all kinds of stuff ;D
Here are some examples...



































These are clearly terrifying because they're pretty bad.

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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2012, 04:02:11 am »
 :lulz:

DAMNIT CRIS!!!!!!

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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2012, 12:30:27 pm »
 :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2012, 12:35:27 pm »
I liked it.
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2012, 02:38:49 pm »
Awesome! Do you license your stuff under CC or full copyright?
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2012, 03:49:09 pm »
THESE

          are great. how'd you get into this line of work?
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2012, 04:30:01 pm »
You're one of the guys from Cyanide & Happiness, aren't you?
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2012, 04:50:46 pm »
 :lol: I love this kid.
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2012, 07:55:38 pm »
Those look really great!!

Drawpad+Illustrator  (or InkScape) if I'm guessing correctly?
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2012, 08:55:31 pm »
Those look really great!!

Drawpad+Illustrator  (or InkScape) if I'm guessing correctly?

Nope, laptop mouse and adobe flash.
I realized I sucked balls at animating, so I doodle instead...

And... am I supposed to copyright these D:

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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2012, 08:58:31 pm »
Those look really great!!

Drawpad+Illustrator  (or InkScape) if I'm guessing correctly?

Nope, laptop mouse and adobe flash.
I realized I sucked balls at animating, so I doodle instead...

And... am I supposed to copyright these D:

Any creative original work is automatically copyrighted to the creator.
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2012, 09:02:32 pm »
You by default have full copyright protection on everything you make. You can choose to release items into the public domain, or to license them under one of the Creative Commons licenses.
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2012, 01:00:38 am »
That said you can pay the united states government a small fee and theyll go "yeah man thats cris' stuff" if you ever decide to sue for copyright infringement.
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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2012, 03:08:28 am »
These days, shit like emailing them to yourself or posting them online from an account you can prove you own is also adequate proof.
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2012, 12:18:19 pm »
Great stuff cris.

You need to blog that shit.
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