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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2012, 04:04:37 pm »
El Salvador was a painter, I thought.  Did weird shit that didn't really look like people or whatever the hell he was painting.  Then he cut his ear off over some woman, and died in World War I.
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2012, 04:17:07 pm »
Wasn't he also the guy that stole a urinal from a museum, blamed someone else and filled it with cans of Campbell tomato soup?
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2012, 09:20:22 pm »
Huh and here i always thought it was anakin skywalkers older lawyer brother L. Sal Vader.
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2012, 11:08:41 pm »
I love you guys c:

El salvador is a counrty though...
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2012, 06:19:43 pm »
:lol: I love this kid.

He cannot love you back though, as he is Mexican.   :sad:

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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2012, 07:58:10 am »
:lol: I love this kid.

He cannot love you back though, as he is Mexican.   :sad:

Hispanic, but not mexican

NAME A DIFFERENCE!

Mexicans come from Texas and California,whereas Cubans come from Florida. Don't know much about the other kinds of Hispanics though.

They're all from South America. Especially Spaniards.
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2012, 09:57:17 am »
:lol: I love this kid.

He cannot love you back though, as he is Mexican.   :sad:

Hispanic, but not mexican

NAME A DIFFERENCE!

Mexicans come from Texas and California,whereas Cubans come from Florida. Don't know much about the other kinds of Hispanics though.

Puerto Ricans are from Brooklyn and Long Island, Salvies are from the Bronx and Mexicans are from Illinois.

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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2012, 09:58:56 am »
Louisiana coon-asses are from Quebec, incidentally.

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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2012, 01:55:51 pm »
I want to see moar drawings, cris!
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2012, 04:20:24 am »
This is the only new one so far :I


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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2012, 04:24:05 am »
THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2012, 05:38:09 am »
Beyond awesome.

Also, Dominicans come from Lynn, MA.
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« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2012, 12:25:06 pm »
Bloody brilliant!
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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2012, 04:13:16 pm »
This is the only new one so far :I



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Re: Terrifying works of art.
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2012, 09:27:52 pm »
Cris, I feel as though, should you avoid giving your life over to heavy drugs, soul-less greed, or libertarianism, there is much you will accomplish. 

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