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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #105 on: May 30, 2012, 03:00:53 am »
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya.  :fnord:
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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #106 on: May 30, 2012, 03:24:47 am »
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya.  :fnord:

You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around.  Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.
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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #107 on: May 30, 2012, 04:39:46 am »
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya.  :fnord:

You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around.  Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.

No worries. I am pretty tame. Besides why curse and throw shit? I could think of plenty of better things to do. So while here I will make the best of my time. Besides, from what I have seen, cursing and throwing really has accomplished nothing much.
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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #108 on: May 30, 2012, 04:40:47 am »
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya.  :fnord:

You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around.  Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.

No worries. I am pretty tame. Besides why curse and throw shit? I could think of plenty of better things to do. So while here I will make the best of my time. Besides, from what I have seen, cursing and throwing really has accomplished nothing much.

WHAT

        Has Discordianism come to?
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #109 on: May 31, 2012, 12:48:28 am »
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya.  :fnord:

You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around.  Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.

No worries. I am pretty tame. Besides why curse and throw shit? I could think of plenty of better things to do. So while here I will make the best of my time. Besides, from what I have seen, cursing and throwing really has accomplished nothing much.

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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #110 on: May 31, 2012, 08:38:24 am »
Some more pamphlets and similar things I have just made available thanks to Cramulus.

Pirate Pass-Off Game (74 KB)
PosterGASM Volume Calvinball (12.2 MB)


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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #111 on: May 31, 2012, 11:08:25 pm »
Some more pamphlets and similar things I have just made available thanks to Cramulus.

Pirate Pass-Off Game (74 KB)
PosterGASM Volume Calvinball (12.2 MB)
Zen Without Zen Masters (49.6 MB)

 :fnord:

Are you familiar with 23 apples of Eris? It seems to me Cramulus deciphered at least part of the Discordian document numbering system at some point, here: http://23ae.com/2011/11/annotated-principia-discordia-page-7/

I only say because you mentioned it elsewhere in this thread.
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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #112 on: June 01, 2012, 12:58:11 am »
Some more pamphlets and similar things I have just made available thanks to Cramulus.

Pirate Pass-Off Game (74 KB)
PosterGASM Volume Calvinball (12.2 MB)
Zen Without Zen Masters (49.6 MB)

 :fnord:

Are you familiar with 23 apples of Eris? It seems to me Cramulus deciphered at least part of the Discordian document numbering system at some point, here: http://23ae.com/2011/11/annotated-principia-discordia-page-7/

I only say because you mentioned it elsewhere in this thread.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I was not aware of it and I greatly appreciate it. I will look through this more.  :)
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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #113 on: June 26, 2012, 09:43:44 pm »
It's taken me a while to get to this but I've got the repository on the .com domain online.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php

One) I need to credit you on the page Judas
Two) I Need to fix the layout a little bit
Three) Blurb at the top of the page to describe what people are looking at.
Four) ????

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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #114 on: June 26, 2012, 10:17:02 pm »
It's taken me a while to get to this but I've got the repository on the .com domain online.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php

One) I need to credit you on the page Judas
Two) I Need to fix the layout a little bit
Three) Blurb at the top of the page to describe what people are looking at.
Four) ????

Remind me again why we haven't compiled all this shit into some awful pop-culture-friendly format with a bow on top and sold it in book form for the betterment of children throughout the world?
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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #115 on: June 26, 2012, 10:19:17 pm »
Because everyone freaks the fuck out when money and kopyleft cross paths.

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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #116 on: June 26, 2012, 10:20:09 pm »
Oh yeah.
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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #117 on: June 26, 2012, 10:21:48 pm »
Because everyone freaks the fuck out when money and kopyleft cross paths.

Exactly. It's been a head wrecking source of drama in the past. Which is unfortunate because it would be cool to get the message out into the wild blue yonder.

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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #118 on: June 26, 2012, 10:23:27 pm »
Because everyone freaks the fuck out when money and kopyleft cross paths.

Exactly. It's been a head wrecking source of drama in the past. Which is unfortunate because it would be cool to get the message out into the wild blue yonder.

Well, on the plus side, humans aren't worth saving with this kind of wisdom anyway.
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Re: New Archive of Discordian Texts
« Reply #119 on: June 27, 2012, 12:26:25 am »
Because everyone freaks the fuck out when money and kopyleft cross paths.

Money's never been my problem with kopyleft.  Can't speak for anyone else, of course.

My problem with kopyleft is the attribution bit.
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