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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2012, 12:04:19 am »
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2012, 12:18:40 am »
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROODING!

Overserve my Conan-esque scowl of angst and concentration!  You will SIT DOWN and you will SHUT UP or I will tell everyone the fucking truth about you, Welshman!
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.


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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2012, 12:21:36 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2012, 12:22:55 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2012, 12:24:19 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2012, 12:26:11 am »
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROODING!

Overserve my Conan-esque scowl of angst and concentration!  You will SIT DOWN and you will SHUT UP or I will tell everyone the fucking truth about you, Welshman!

STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES AND FILTH!!!!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!

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« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2012, 12:26:49 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2012, 12:29:38 am »
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROODING!

Overserve my Conan-esque scowl of angst and concentration!  You will SIT DOWN and you will SHUT UP or I will tell everyone the fucking truth about you, Welshman!

STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES AND FILTH!!!!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!

Sorry, we have already proven, on account of RWHN, that you only have rights if you don't inconvenience the state.  You were BORN inconvenient, so shut that flapping gob of yours before we ship you off to fucking Cuba, you bog-hopping terrorist beard smoocher.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2012, 12:30:15 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2012, 12:31:15 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.

Ok, but try to keep the SCIENCE goo in my beard to a minimum. It's a bitch to get out.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #56 on: May 25, 2012, 12:38:00 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.

Ok, but try to keep the SCIENCE goo in my beard to a minimum. It's a bitch to get out.

We have a pill for that.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #57 on: May 25, 2012, 12:39:01 am »
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.

Ok, but try to keep the SCIENCE goo in my beard to a minimum. It's a bitch to get out.

We have a pill for that.

Ohh. I do like pills.
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #58 on: May 25, 2012, 12:39:24 am »
Oh, and I like the site, Judas!
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Re: New Site Housing Lots of Discordian Texts
« Reply #59 on: May 25, 2012, 12:39:53 am »
Fuck.  Now I have to start brooding all over again.  :crankey:
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.