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That bit about moles was a pretty interesting read. Thanks, Cain :)
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I just woke up and read the last 10 pages.... its quite possibly one of the funniest things I've read on PD in awhile.  :lulz:

They're even better when you're high. Funniest shit ever.
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I just woke up and read the last 10 pages.... its quite possibly one of the funniest things I've read on PD in awhile.  :lulz:

They're even better when you're high. Funniest shit ever.

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I just woke up and read the last 10 pages.... its quite possibly one of the funniest things I've read on PD in awhile.  :lulz:

They're even better when you're high. Funniest shit ever.

:potd:

Yes. Thread capped off perfectly.  :lulz:
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Is it maybe that despite the big flashy, you don't get it all the way because the text tells you to ... snap the fuck out of it? ;-)
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Re: Lockers and school and drugs and drugs and drugs
« Reply #1701 on: July 04, 2012, 04:30:27 am »
I put the Disco in "Discord."

Those aren't horses, they're bicycles.

Logic is no way to run a human.

 
I think things went south when he started talking about eating the fnords.


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Re: Lockers and school and drugs and drugs and drugs
« Reply #1702 on: July 04, 2012, 06:12:45 am »
wtf is wrong with you....
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Is it maybe that despite the big flashy, you don't get it all the way because the text tells you to ... snap the fuck out of it? ;-)

Naw, it's because it's not flashing fast enough or with enough contrast to fuck my brain up.
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: Lockers and school and drugs and drugs and drugs
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Re: Lockers and school and drugs and drugs and drugs
« Reply #1705 on: July 17, 2012, 03:19:17 am »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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High Speed Proctoscope Pilot of Your Near and Painful Future.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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...[Moles]...
3. Paralyze to some extent the government (if he’s CIA or FBI Director).

...

 

The methods of paralysis vary according to the venom used.  The kind, concentration/affinity, amount and delivery may also vary.  Application to lower extremities may eventually lead to vital organs.  For this reason it is suggested that candidates be exposed to such vectors over time until a necessary and sufficient immunity has been established...

...
How to Cover Your Mole

There are special methods to cover your own mole and a “switch” is the most effective — it’s when you switch counterintelligence to other, innocent persons who work with the mole. You can try information “leaks” through a double agent — it looks like you are receiving top secret information through another traitor or by breaking into the electronic security systems. Or you can try an information leak through publication in big newspapers — it looks like the information is not secret and is known to many people, or there’s another mole.


Imma little befuddled by this "switch" thing?  I switch cotell to others close to mole how?  If I can get that close, would I still need just one mole?  I mean, hypothetically, of course,  I can see switching cotell to the mole to see if s/he's turned, otherwise I'm feeling like creating an atmosphere of noise and bad signal from different sources would prolly drag out the mole, the presence of which one is trying to conceal, ostensibly?  Just a casual thought (or lack thereof on my part, the assumption being that there is always monitoring for moles, so introduction of bad signal does not immediately indicate infiltration?)

Wait, I got it, the switch is like a sacrificed pawn, shifting focus away from the actual mole?
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