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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #75 on: June 05, 2012, 05:54:47 am »
Mostly this spaggotry is stemming from an apparent lack of decent males in the Tucson area, and me being angry about it. 

My list of requirements:
Morals
Brain
Dick
Time

Shapes and colors vary wildly, but obesity is generally a turn off.  Smaller details can be applied as they come up.

I forgot about brain. Lack thereof is so unattractive that I didn't even think of it.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #76 on: June 05, 2012, 05:55:39 am »
Well, most people's sane (along with bad crazy) is what I would call "crazy"; Likewise, good crazy is what I would call sane.

Well, sure, according to the dictionary definition.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #77 on: June 05, 2012, 06:00:30 am »
Well, most people's sane (along with bad crazy) is what I would call "crazy"; Likewise, good crazy is what I would call sane.

Well, sure, according to the dictionary definition.

Dictionaries...pshh...They so elbow gin.

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If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #78 on: June 05, 2012, 06:02:02 am »
Mostly this spaggotry is stemming from an apparent lack of decent males in the Tucson area, and me being angry about it. 

My list of requirements:
Morals
Brain
Dick
Time

Shapes and colors vary wildly, but obesity is generally a turn off.  Smaller details can be applied as they come up.

I forgot about brain. Lack thereof is so unattractive that I didn't even think of it.

Exactly.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #79 on: June 05, 2012, 06:57:21 am »
Mostly this spaggotry is stemming from an apparent lack of decent males in the Tucson area, and me being angry about it. 

My list of requirements:
Morals
Brain
Dick
Time

Shapes and colors vary wildly, but obesity is generally a turn off.  Smaller details can be applied as they come up.

I forgot about brain. Lack thereof is so unattractive that I didn't even think of it.

Exactly.

It looks like you put them in order, too. Was that intentional?
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #80 on: June 05, 2012, 08:10:10 am »
Interesting conversation.

Personality (all on equal standing):
Comfortable with herself. Comfortable with others. Honest. Sense of (mutual) humor.
Actually, that last one ... us laughing at the same things could possibly be the hottest thing for me. Not more important than the others, but a huge turn-on.

Looks:
Facial beauty has a much more significant effect on my attraction than bodily features. A skinny girl is less attractive to me than a full-bodied girl (and I'm a pretty skinny guy...). Often, an interesting-looking girl will be more attractive to me than a typically pretty face. Other than that I probably have typical attractors in terms of bodily proportion.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #81 on: June 05, 2012, 12:11:25 pm »
Hit me with it Reverend.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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« Reply #82 on: June 05, 2012, 01:56:07 pm »
Hit me with it Reverend.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #83 on: June 05, 2012, 03:22:09 pm »
I demand to be knighted in this way.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #84 on: June 05, 2012, 04:17:43 pm »
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #85 on: June 05, 2012, 06:12:57 pm »
I demand to be knighted in this way.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #86 on: June 05, 2012, 06:14:11 pm »
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #87 on: June 05, 2012, 06:16:37 pm »
As long as they're for white picket fences.

Oh, I LOVE white picket fences!!

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #88 on: June 05, 2012, 06:18:01 pm »
I have always loved that image.  In a Horrormirth sort of way.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #89 on: June 05, 2012, 10:28:26 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”