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Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« on: June 04, 2012, 10:53:53 pm »
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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2012, 11:07:46 pm »
If one had to pick one of those to read which would be the one least likely to render oneself unfit for human company?

Also "At least no one fucks an apple"
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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2012, 11:24:08 pm »
Atlas Shrugged was written by an author who looks like a man in drag.

Coincidentally, RAW and Shea actually wrote Illuminatus! while dressed in drag.

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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2012, 11:32:36 pm »
That was an excellent comparison.

Also, I forgot about Telemachus Sneezed. I'll have to reread Illuminatus again when I feel up to it. Actually it might be fun to read now that I've been here for over 2 years. Different perspective on it. Illuminatus made me go, "Oh, yeah, Discordianism. I remember that." Combine that with unrelated follow the links and end up finding about EggGASM about a few months or so after reading it, and then you got someone in their living room thinking, "Erm... Nephew Twiddleton works as a screen name, I think."
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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2012, 11:34:46 pm »
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Fabulous!

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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2012, 11:36:35 pm »
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Fabulous!

I have to get used to the idea of you as Krang. I saw your avatar and thought, wtf, the previous screen said Waffle Iron was the last one to post in this thread. Who the hell is this?
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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2012, 11:38:03 pm »
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Fabulous!

I have to get used to the idea of you as Krang. I saw your avatar and thought, wtf, the previous screen said Waffle Iron was the last one to post in this thread. Who the hell is this?

It is, as always, subject to change, but I think I'll be Krang for a while, in the hopes that people will read my posts in his voice.

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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2012, 11:40:43 pm »
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Fabulous!

I have to get used to the idea of you as Krang. I saw your avatar and thought, wtf, the previous screen said Waffle Iron was the last one to post in this thread. Who the hell is this?

It is, as always, subject to change, but I think I'll be Krang for a while, in the hopes that people will read my posts in his voice.

Jesus, I haven't heard that voice in my head since probably 1990.

Mine are subject to change too, but they're all going to be self womps until I get through the list. I'd change the current one today or tomorrow, but I really like the Book of Revelation as well as derive the wrong sort of enjoyment from Jack Chick comics.
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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2012, 11:57:35 pm »
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Fabulous!

I have to get used to the idea of you as Krang. I saw your avatar and thought, wtf, the previous screen said Waffle Iron was the last one to post in this thread. Who the hell is this?

It is, as always, subject to change, but I think I'll be Krang for a while, in the hopes that people will read my posts in his voice.

I don't even remember Krang's voice. :sad:
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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2012, 12:02:07 am »
My memory was mostly correct, but I forgot about the belching noises.
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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2012, 12:17:41 am »
Krang is awesome. <3

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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2012, 12:23:40 am »
Krang is awesome. <3

I was more of a Shredder aka Uncle Phil fan.
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Re: Illuminatus! Vs. Atlas Shrugged
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2012, 12:58:05 am »
Krang is awesome. <3

I was more of a Shredder aka Uncle Phil fan.
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