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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2012, 08:09:46 pm »
Oh Tucson! What good times we will have!

E.O.T. and I have ideas about visiting Tucson sometime. Preferably when you're not dead.

Let me know in advance, and I'll check my obituary schedule.

 :lol: It's a deal!

I just spat water on my phone.  I dropped the phone awhile back, and am reading through a screen spiderwebbed with cracks.  I read "It's a duel."  The thought of TGRR and the Dark Empress engaged in a duel in the very heart of Tuscon made parts of my insides writhe with horror and glee.

DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?  SHE HAS 6 ARMS!

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Freeky to sneak up behind her, maybe?

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When is this happening?  I need to schedule a flight...
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2012, 08:11:38 pm »
Oh Tucson! What good times we will have!

E.O.T. and I have ideas about visiting Tucson sometime. Preferably when you're not dead.

Let me know in advance, and I'll check my obituary schedule.

 :lol: It's a deal!

I just spat water on my phone.  I dropped the phone awhile back, and am reading through a screen spiderwebbed with cracks.  I read "It's a duel."  The thought of TGRR and the Dark Empress engaged in a duel in the very heart of Tuscon made parts of my insides writhe with horror and glee.

DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?  SHE HAS 6 ARMS!

But you've got...  um...

Shit...

Freeky to sneak up behind her, maybe?

Yeah, right.  Freeky would trip me, Jenn would HELP, and all 3 of them would tapdance on my junk while EOT sat back and said

HEY
       Roger
I
       Told you so.

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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2012, 08:20:05 pm »
Oh Tucson! What good times we will have!

E.O.T. and I have ideas about visiting Tucson sometime. Preferably when you're not dead.

Let me know in advance, and I'll check my obituary schedule.

 :lol: It's a deal!

I just spat water on my phone.  I dropped the phone awhile back, and am reading through a screen spiderwebbed with cracks.  I read "It's a duel."  The thought of TGRR and the Dark Empress engaged in a duel in the very heart of Tuscon made parts of my insides writhe with horror and glee.

DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?  SHE HAS 6 ARMS!

But you've got...  um...

Shit...

Freeky to sneak up behind her, maybe?

Yeah, right.  Freeky would trip me, Jenn would HELP, and all 3 of them would tapdance on my junk while EOT sat back and said

HEY
       Roger
I
       Told you so.

Shut up, you know you like it.
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2012, 08:23:20 pm »
Oh Tucson! What good times we will have!

E.O.T. and I have ideas about visiting Tucson sometime. Preferably when you're not dead.

Let me know in advance, and I'll check my obituary schedule.

 :lol: It's a deal!

I just spat water on my phone.  I dropped the phone awhile back, and am reading through a screen spiderwebbed with cracks.  I read "It's a duel."  The thought of TGRR and the Dark Empress engaged in a duel in the very heart of Tuscon made parts of my insides writhe with horror and glee.

DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?  SHE HAS 6 ARMS!

But you've got...  um...

Shit...

Freeky to sneak up behind her, maybe?

Yeah, right.  Freeky would trip me, Jenn would HELP, and all 3 of them would tapdance on my junk while EOT sat back and said

HEY
       Roger
I
       Told you so.

Shut up, you know you like it.

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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2012, 09:42:44 pm »
Aww, thanks! I know exactly what to do with it!
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2012, 11:54:07 pm »
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I'm going to need to figure out the export restrictions, obtain permits for possessing them, and start training on how the fuck to use them without killing myself.

Uh no wait, that's what YOU need to do, Waffle. Thought I had to deal with the backhair for a moment.
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2012, 12:03:27 am »
Oh Tucson! What good times we will have!

E.O.T. and I have ideas about visiting Tucson sometime. Preferably when you're not dead.

Let me know in advance, and I'll check my obituary schedule.

 :lol: It's a deal!

I just spat water on my phone.  I dropped the phone awhile back, and am reading through a screen spiderwebbed with cracks.  I read "It's a duel."  The thought of TGRR and the Dark Empress engaged in a duel in the very heart of Tuscon made parts of my insides writhe with horror and glee.

DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?  SHE HAS 6 ARMS!

But you've got...  um...

Shit...

Freeky to sneak up behind her, maybe?

Yeah, right.  Freeky would trip me, Jenn would HELP, and all 3 of them would tapdance on my junk while EOT sat back and said

HEY
       Roger
I
       Told you so.

When is this happening?  I need to schedule a flight...

Do not know yet... not this year, for sure! It might just be a pipe dream to think that I can remove E.O.T. from his home and children for any period of time.
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2012, 12:05:19 am »
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I'm going to need to figure out the export restrictions, obtain permits for possessing them, and start training on how the fuck to use them without killing myself.

Uh no wait, that's what YOU need to do, Waffle. Thought I had to deal with the backhair for a moment.

It will be well worth it. I'm going to look FAB in the coat I'm going to weave of his arse hair, and the armpit hair winter hat. and ( I hope it is included) the navel lint gloves.
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2012, 12:12:31 am »
It will be well worth it. I'm going to look FAB in the coat I'm going to weave of his arse hair,

Self-defense value greater than that of the guns.
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2012, 12:30:56 am »
HEY ROGER!

You have seemingly forgotten about that whole I get to be Rain Goddess when you are dead thing. :(
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2012, 01:56:36 pm »
HEY ROGER!

You have seemingly forgotten about that whole I get to be Rain Goddess when you are dead thing. :(
Thought that was a given.
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2012, 02:00:03 pm »
It will be well worth it. I'm going to look FAB in the coat I'm going to weave of his arse hair,

Self-defense value greater than that of the guns.

Even better. I'm gonna need it to fight off the vicious Norwegian Lutefisk Gangs.
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2012, 04:46:31 pm »
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I'm going to need to figure out the export restrictions, obtain permits for possessing them, and start training on how the fuck to use them without killing myself.

Uh no wait, that's what YOU need to do, Waffle. Thought I had to deal with the backhair for a moment.

It will be well worth it. I'm going to look FAB in the coat I'm going to weave of his arse hair, and the armpit hair winter hat. and ( I hope it is included) the navel lint gloves.

You forgot the merkin woven from... well, that's obvious, isn't it?
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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2012, 05:55:31 am »
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I'm going to need to figure out the export restrictions, obtain permits for possessing them, and start training on how the fuck to use them without killing myself.

Uh no wait, that's what YOU need to do, Waffle. Thought I had to deal with the backhair for a moment.

It will be well worth it. I'm going to look FAB in the coat I'm going to weave of his arse hair, and the armpit hair winter hat. and ( I hope it is included) the navel lint gloves.

You forgot the merkin woven from... well, that's obvious, isn't it?

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Re: Last Will & Testament, v1.0
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2012, 08:45:37 am »
I appreciate it Rev...I mean, that's a shitload of stuff. I won't know what to do with it, though.
Probably end up keeping it in some Mason jars on a shelf in the shed.
Maybe bring it out for a little sprinkling on a meat loaf here and there.
Nothing too crazy, though...I mean, I wouldn't want to get myself in trouble or anything. :lulz:
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