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Re: Your Horoscope
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2012, 03:59:18 am »
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:

You ignored them and now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch, then becomes a burning, stabbing pain.  It will be named after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend...cherish it while it lasts.  Don't waste money on tattoos.  Nothing can hide those upcoming scars.  "Urgency" and "frequency" take on a whole new meaning.  Psychics will lead the police to your remains, the source of the contamination.

Your lucky numbers are "e" and the square root of -1.

Lucky, you got natural log and i for lucky numbers.

I want a reading please!

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Re: Your Horoscope
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2012, 04:00:20 am »

i can haz... HORROR-SCOPE ???

"In hindsight, your fellow passengers will reflect that they should have waited more than an hour for rescue before resorting to cannibalism."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Your Horoscope
« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2012, 04:01:04 am »
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:

You ignored them and now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch, then becomes a burning, stabbing pain.  It will be named after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend...cherish it while it lasts.  Don't waste money on tattoos.  Nothing can hide those upcoming scars.  "Urgency" and "frequency" take on a whole new meaning.  Psychics will lead the police to your remains, the source of the contamination.

Your lucky numbers are "e" and the square root of -1.

Lucky, you got natural log and i for lucky numbers.

I want a reading please!

"The bad news is, an asteroid will hit the Earth before long.  The good news is, you won't be around to suffer through it."

Whee?
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Re: Your Horoscope
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2012, 04:01:44 am »
Gimme, please.

"Every man and woman on Earth has a destiny.  Most of them, however, do not involve organic fertilizer in that creepy old man's amazingly lush garden."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2012, 04:06:24 am »
 :eek: :horrormirth:
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« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2012, 05:45:34 am »

i can haz... HORROR-SCOPE ???

"In hindsight, your fellow passengers will reflect that they should have waited more than an hour for rescue before resorting to cannibalism."

Ill be sure to get infected by teh AIDZ before i ride the metro again, then.

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Re: Your Horoscope
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2012, 05:51:00 am »
Be sure this'll color my entire life with the knowledge of what horrific fate lies before me. I want the HARD truth.

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Re: Your Horoscope
« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2012, 03:37:02 am »
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Re: Your Horoscope
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2012, 02:46:46 pm »
20120628 5:43  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%8Dndice_Bovespa
5:46:46 :fnord: http://www.gotohoroscope.com/weekly-finance/
FFT  :fnord:

05:57:00   http://www.astrolis.com/horoscopes/aquarius
  http://www.astrolis.com/horoscopes/aquarius?horoscope=money

http://www.indianastrology2000.com/aquarius-horoscope.html
http://www.indastro.com/horoscope/aquarius-horoscope-astrology.html
http://www.ladyinfo.com/aquarius-horoscope-2012/

http://www.moonsigncalendar.net/calculate-moonsign.htm
yeah: maybe} the question was?/? where did i put my birth certificate?
A 12:45 Waning Moon Moon Sign: Sagittarius

earching Sagittarius - moons are always alert, open and interested in everything. They easily become enthusiastic; they are idealistic, love their freedom but are rarely persevering. They demand as well as concede liberty and tolerance in love. They dispose of an impulsive, enthusiastic and optimistic approach to live. They are adventurers, nature - lovers and the notorious travelers among the moon signs. They are always driven to new horizons, which they try to conquer. They are also travelers in the mental sphere full of the desire for knowledge and discovery. They deal with last questions and the sense of life and try to pass on the answers they have found. They enjoy living but sometimes tend to be sectarian and to proselytize.


06:19:38 AM  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_astrology
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_aspect
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_market
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BM%26F_Bovespa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CATS_%28trading_system%29


http://money.uk.msn.com/new-year/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=151410306
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/2012/january2.html
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/2012/may21.html

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Re: Your Horoscope
« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2012, 04:00:15 pm »
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Re: Your Horoscope
« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 pm »
... and then Hirley told Roger his destiny.




Can I get one too? I need guidance!

Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.
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« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2012, 04:36:32 pm »
... and then Hirley told Roger his destiny.




Can I get one too? I need guidance!

Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.

yes of course U2 can get 1 2
as for RR there must be clues
do you have sisters or brothers?
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« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2012, 04:44:14 pm »
... and then Hirley told Roger his destiny.

Hirley0 doesn't read the stars.  He instructs them.



Can I get one too? I need guidance!

Despite the increased performance and the great pickup lines, that extra testicle you're about to grow will be more trouble than it's worth.

Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.

Your REAL starsign is "Potato".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2012, 04:45:23 pm »
Be sure this'll color my entire life with the knowledge of what horrific fate lies before me. I want the HARD truth.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2012, 04:48:27 pm »
Please, what do the stars have in line for me?
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