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http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/326727

Title pretty much says it all....
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Re: Parboiled squid painfully 'inseminates' Korean woman's mouth
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2012, 01:39:41 am »
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Re: Parboiled squid painfully 'inseminates' Korean woman's mouth
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2012, 01:54:50 am »
GHAAAAA FISH PR0N
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Re: Parboiled squid painfully 'inseminates' Korean woman's mouth
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2012, 02:48:02 am »
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Re: Parboiled squid painfully 'inseminates' Korean woman's mouth
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2012, 03:55:56 am »
Fish spooge.

In the MOUTH.

Then...

Sperm BUGS.

Painfully ATTACHING themselves.

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Re: Parboiled squid painfully 'inseminates' Korean woman's mouth
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2012, 05:55:40 pm »
Well, if I didn't avoid seafood before...
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Re: Parboiled squid painfully 'inseminates' Korean woman's mouth
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2012, 06:28:10 pm »
Where is Squiddy? Bet she'd LOVE this.  :lulz:
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Re: Parboiled squid painfully 'inseminates' Korean woman's mouth
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2012, 08:25:28 pm »
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Re: Parboiled squid painfully 'inseminates' Korean woman's mouth
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2012, 01:36:54 am »
it's particularly disturbing if you just saw Prometheus...