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Tapeworm
« on: June 17, 2012, 09:37:46 am »
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
Tapeworm, tapeworm
Measuring my intestines
You and your arithmatic
You'll probably go far
Tapeworm, tapeworm
Measuring my intestines
Seems to me you'd stop and see
How full of shit they are
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 07:34:19 pm »
Sounds like tapeworm is into shitty statistics.  :)
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 09:45:43 am »
I thought it was a shamanic grateful dead thing, you know, the bootleg cuts, not vinyl like you wellingtons.   :lulz: 
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2012, 09:25:38 am »
I remember the original but fuck if I know where from  :?
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 07:49:10 am »
It's just this gut feeling bypassing normal assimilation.
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 09:53:18 am »
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 20, 2012, 09:25:38 am
I remember the original but fuck if I know where from  :?

The addition stuff sounds like some old movie I saw where kids were in a classroom chanting that.
The tapeworm parts are some serious Nigeling and not to be found ANYPLACE else.  :lol:
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2012, 09:38:08 pm »
Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2012, 10:04:34 pm »
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 23, 2012, 09:38:08 pm
Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.

In the intervening years between my childhood and now, it's just STARTING to fade.

NOT. HITTING. PLAY.  :lulz:
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2012, 10:26:00 pm »
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 23, 2012, 10:04:34 pm
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 23, 2012, 09:38:08 pm
Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.

In the intervening years between my childhood and now, it's just STARTING to fade.

NOT. HITTING. PLAY.  :lulz:

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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2012, 09:30:00 pm »
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 23, 2012, 09:38:08 pm
Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.

Not familiar with the song but, anyone know what's up with the colours in that video? They're so bright, and equalized. Slightly too much detail to have been hand-coloured from B/W (I'm guessing), but a very typical style for "old" films ... anyone know what causes it? (yes I want to see if I can emulate the effect in GIMP/Photoshop)
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2012, 01:00:13 am »
Whatever they were using to make color films in 1952.

Try researching the cinematographer? Harry Stradling Sr.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Christian_Andersen_(film)

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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2012, 08:17:37 am »
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2012, 09:30:00 pm
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 23, 2012, 09:38:08 pm
Here ya go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXi3bjKowJU

Enjoy never getting that out of your brain again.

Not familiar with the song but, anyone know what's up with the colours in that video? They're so bright, and equalized. Slightly too much detail to have been hand-coloured from B/W (I'm guessing), but a very typical style for "old" films ... anyone know what causes it? (yes I want to see if I can emulate the effect in GIMP/Photoshop)

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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2012, 05:59:00 pm »
A slight digression re: H. C. Andersen.

In Norway (and Denmark, I think), a euphemism for masturbating is "en stille Anders" (A silent Anders). This is because H. C. Andersen used to mark his calender every time he spanked the monkey.
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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2012, 06:58:57 pm »
"Hey, LMNO, why did you mark every single day on your calendar?"

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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2012, 07:00:43 pm »
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A slight digression re: H. C. Andersen.

In Norway (and Denmark, I think), a euphemism for masturbating is "en stille Anders" (A silent Anders). This is because H. C. Andersen used to mark his calender every time he spanked the monkey.

WHY?  :lulz:
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