Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
Tapeworm, tapeworm
Measuring my intestines
You and your arithmatic
You'll probably go far
Tapeworm, tapeworm
Measuring my intestines
Seems to me you'd stop and see
How full of shit they are
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two