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Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« on: June 20, 2012, 02:25:58 am »
Trip, Waffle, et al:

Give us back our drugs, dam you.  You're hogging up all the brain damage, and our childrens are geting dummer.  I demand that you ship over all the marij..mary...DRUGS that youv stolened from us, or it wont be pretty.  Your frou frou army in it's Stratego uniforms prancing around is no match for our miletary....meletary...ARMY.

Hand em over, hippie.  Or else.

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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2012, 02:27:49 am »
I am usually not in favor of dragging Drug Drama all over, but this I will make an exception for. :lulz:

GIB US BAG ARE DRUGS.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2012, 02:56:56 am »
YES GIB US DUBIE AND GOOBALLZ BACK
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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2012, 03:04:02 am »
DON'T DO IT, THEY'RE ALL DELUDED AND UNAWARE OF THE DAMAGE THE DRUGS CAUSE THEIR LIVES!

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GIVE THEM BACK THE DRUGS I'LL THROW THEM ALL IN JAIL!

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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2012, 06:28:18 am »
DAMFUCKIN BELGYS USTA GET EVTHING TAEK TRANE CROSS BERDER LOOKIT PUSY IN WINDO SMOAK DOEP
HUR HUR MAASTRICHT
HUR HER GERT
GIMME DRUGS
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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2012, 05:26:42 pm »
You can tell they're brain damaged on account of they spend all day clomping around in wooden shoes in their Blue Boy outfits, eating cheese & fingering dikes.
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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2012, 11:26:18 pm »
Trip, Waffle, et al:

Give us back our Roger's inflamed gonads, dam you.  You're hogging up all the brain damage, and our childrens are geting dummer.  I demand that you ship over all the marij..mary...Roger's inflamed gonads that youv stolened from us, or it wont be pretty.  Your frou frou army in it's Stratego uniforms prancing around is no match for our miletary....meletary...ARMY.

Hand em over, hippie.  Or else.

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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2012, 11:45:06 pm »
Cowshit. At sunrise.
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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2012, 01:17:30 am »
I believe people requested evidence of massive, wide-spread brain damage in Holland:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEPaIJuYo0 (also goddamn GERMANS--srsly wtf you can't even find some of these sketches in their original Dutch anymore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_eMHJHssoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgKfich6iw
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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2012, 01:26:22 am »
I believe people requested evidence of massive, wide-spread brain damage in Holland:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBEPaIJuYo0 (also goddamn GERMANS--srsly wtf you can't even find some of these sketches in their original Dutch anymore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_eMHJHssoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHgKfich6iw

I don't understand these. :?
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2012, 01:36:42 am »
the first one is almost completely without text, and when they talk it's not that hard to imagine what they say (regardless of whether it's German or Dutch)

but then, it's taking the piss on some really braindead Dutch stereotypes ... does it help if I explain this is basically what Dutch trailer trash looks like? except they don't live in trailers. and we don't have Wal-Marts. but they're genetically equivalent, nonetheless. and while they would probably IRL actually also listen to ICP, it's more fun to use our terrible home-grown happy hardcore DJ Paul Elstak poop.
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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2012, 01:50:02 am »
NEVER!

MY ROGER'S GONADS WILL STAY MY ROGER'S GONADS  :argh!:
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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2012, 01:50:27 am »
I can't say that I'm surprised, given the hair styles, but I thought that was just a Dutch/German thing.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2012, 02:13:02 am »
NEVER!

MY ROGER'S GONADS WILL STAY MY ROGER'S GONADS  :argh!:

'zactly. I don't recall his Will saying anything about "... oh and also, fucking wait until I'm fucking dead, you greedy bastards!!! UNNNNNNNG!".

And if it did, it must have been outside the TLDR part.
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Re: Dear Smug Fucking Belgians:
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2012, 02:14:42 am »
Trip, Waffle, et al:

Give us back our Roger's inflamed gonads, dam you.  You're hogging up all the brain damage, and our childrens are geting dummer.  I demand that you ship over all the marij..mary...Roger's inflamed gonads that youv stolened from us, or it wont be pretty.  Your frou frou army in it's Stratego uniforms prancing around is no match for our miletary....meletary...ARMY.

Hand em over, hippie.  Or else.

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TGRR

Duuude, just chill man. We didn't take any of that. We already have wild-growing magic mushrooms.

(True story. They're supposed to grow around here some place. I just have to find them.  :argh!:)

Check the graveyard in the autumn, after the first frost night. Should be a lot of them then.

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