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Re: How to BE a fat bastard
« Reply #120 on: November 09, 2012, 02:57:35 am »
STOP  GETTING FOOD POISONED, ALTY.

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Re: How to BE a fat bastard
« Reply #121 on: November 09, 2012, 04:31:11 am »
I'm sort of like that Into the Wild guy, except lazier and more drunk. And I know how to use a FUCKING MAP.

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Re: How to BE a fat bastard
« Reply #122 on: November 09, 2012, 06:26:16 pm »
Peanut butter is awesome for becoming a fat bastard.

A good friend of mine and his girlfriend, when unemployed, had for some reason nothing but peanut butter and crackers in their house.  Which they ate continuously over a three week period.  The weight gain was...impressive, yet scary.
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Re: How to BE a fat bastard
« Reply #123 on: November 09, 2012, 08:49:45 pm »
I'm sort of like that Into the Wild guy, except lazier and more drunk. And I know how to use a FUCKING MAP.

NOW LEARN HOW TO NOT GET FOOD POISONED. IS JUST LIKE READING A MAP, ONLY THERE'S MORE CHEWING.
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Re: How to BE a fat bastard
« Reply #124 on: January 13, 2013, 09:56:10 am »

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Re: How to BE a fat bastard
« Reply #125 on: January 13, 2013, 10:52:30 am »
http://friedmayo.com/

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I fully admit that I like mayo, but this sounds incredibly repugnant.  :horrormirth:
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