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Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
« on: June 26, 2012, 09:26:37 pm »
That's right. Oreos, in addition to being sinfully full of fat, sugar, and other tasty yet deadly things, are actually SINFUL.

Just look at all these wonderful people saying so.
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Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2012, 09:30:43 pm »
FUCK YOU KAI. Now I am craving Oreos. Looks like I'm going to be forced to buy an entire case too, just to offset the stupid on Facebook.
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2012, 09:40:33 pm »
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2012, 10:02:29 pm »
“It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.” — J A C K   H A N D E Y

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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2012, 11:27:14 pm »


D:  Is that on your page?  I can't find anyone being dicks about this. :(
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Re: Oreo eaters are HERETICS.
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2012, 02:22:53 am »


D:  Is that on your page?  I can't find anyone being dicks about this. :(

Check the link in the OP.
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2012, 02:36:08 am »


D:  Is that on your page?  I can't find anyone being dicks about this. :(

Check the link in the OP.

I did.  Very lulzy.
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 02:48:10 am »
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 05:47:26 am »
If we extend the metaphor a bit, this colorful oreo thing also means that any intentionally multicolored object (more than say, 4 colors) is heresy too.

Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat is heresy.

Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Double rainbow? DOUBLE HERESY! BURN IT WITH TWO FIRES!

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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 05:56:28 am »
Wow.  :lulz: and  :horrormirth:

I guess it's time for me to go "like" the Oreo page.
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 08:10:59 am »
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2012, 11:30:42 am »


What is this I don't even. Zombie quote actually endorses homosexuality, almost :eek:
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2012, 08:07:31 pm »
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden



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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2012, 11:42:18 pm »
Depictions of the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum? Heresy.

Science supports gay pride?  OMG immorality!

Prisms themselves are not heretical objects, but any light refracted through them is heretical light from Lucifer, ♀ of Darkness. Remember, prisms and Zealous christians only Holy when kept in the dark.

the Dark Side of the Moon is heresy

not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Yes, and the very bow that YHWH laid in the heavens after The Flood is also heresy.
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2012, 12:18:08 am »
not sure if refraction itself is forbidden

Refraction is a tool of the devil for corrupting Godly white light into satanic colored light.