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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #225 on: October 04, 2012, 07:08:30 pm »
The interview book is an awesome idea! I haven't done anything cept write a few Discordian things for Uncyclopedia and other wikis so you wouldn't want to talk to me. I don't think my rents would like me having some strange man show up for a sleepover anyway.  :aaa:
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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #226 on: October 05, 2012, 03:47:08 am »
WOW.

I Just looked at the German forum that contacted me. They managed to track down my FB, Twitter, old blog, Reddit, Wikipedia user page, Venusian Arts troll account, youtube, Last.fm, Plenty of Fish, Deviant Art, Nanowrimo and Email address.

While I'm sure that their intentions are noble (as far as Discordians go) I'm suddenly very glad I lie a lot on the Internet. 
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Discordian Interview Project
« Reply #227 on: October 05, 2012, 04:10:55 am »
Quote from:  link=topic=32728.msg1186978#msg1186978 date=1341182853

I keep hearing about how many Discordians are in Brazil, so that would be really great. I was going to see if I could make contact with the blogger who's apparently a big Discordian figure.

Brazil has a best butt contest where women show their butts behind a table like DaVinci's The Last Supper. Maybe that's why there's so many Discordians there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5MzGXPMdQs

Wow, wasn't even aware that that was a thing.  :lulz:
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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #228 on: October 05, 2012, 11:40:53 am »
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WOW.

I Just looked at the German forum that contacted me. They managed to track down my FB, Twitter, old blog, Reddit, Wikipedia user page, Venusian Arts troll account, youtube, Last.fm, Plenty of Fish, Deviant Art, Nanowrimo and Email address.

While I'm sure that their intentions are noble (as far as Discordians go) I'm suddenly very glad I lie a lot on the Internet.

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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #229 on: October 05, 2012, 11:56:00 am »
Quote from:  link=topic=32728.msg1213796#msg1213796 date=1349408828
WOW.

I Just looked at the German forum that contacted me. They managed to track down my FB, Twitter, old blog, Reddit, Wikipedia user page, Venusian Arts troll account, youtube, Last.fm, Plenty of Fish, Deviant Art, Nanowrimo and Email address.

While I'm sure that their intentions are noble (as far as Discordians go) I'm suddenly very glad I lie a lot on the Internet.

German Discordians: They make sure the trolls run on time.

Are we talking the YBC, here?
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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #230 on: October 05, 2012, 12:00:31 pm »
Aktion 23, they're called.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #231 on: October 05, 2012, 12:03:01 pm »
Aktion 23, they're called.

Unless they changed their name when PTJ and EvT got overthrown, I have no idea who they are.
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Re: Discordian Interview Project
« Reply #232 on: October 05, 2012, 05:03:53 pm »
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I keep hearing about how many Discordians are in Brazil, so that would be really great. I was going to see if I could make contact with the blogger who's apparently a big Discordian figure.

Brazil has a best butt contest where women show their butts behind a table like DaVinci's The Last Supper. Maybe that's why there's so many Discordians there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5MzGXPMdQs

They used to have something like that outside of Weimar, Texas. It was men and women, though, they stood behind plywood with a toilet seat hung on it and the emcee raised the lid to reveal each ass.

It was a horror show of zits, cellulite, droopy nuts and carbuncles.
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Re: Discordian Interview Project
« Reply #233 on: October 06, 2012, 05:22:06 pm »
Quote from:  link=topic=32728.msg1186978#msg1186978 date=1341182853

I keep hearing about how many Discordians are in Brazil, so that would be really great. I was going to see if I could make contact with the blogger who's apparently a big Discordian figure.

Brazil has a best butt contest where women show their butts behind a table like DaVinci's The Last Supper. Maybe that's why there's so many Discordians there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5MzGXPMdQs

They used to have something like that outside of Weimar, Texas. It was men and women, though, they stood behind plywood with a toilet seat hung on it and the emcee raised the lid to reveal each ass.

It was a horror show of zits, cellulite, droopy nuts and carbuncles.
There is really, REALLY nothing to do in Weimar.

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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #234 on: October 07, 2012, 02:33:05 am »
I had no idea what a carbuncle was, so I googled it. :vom:
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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #235 on: October 07, 2012, 03:11:32 am »
I had no idea what a carbuncle was, so I googled it. :vom:

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #236 on: October 07, 2012, 03:35:26 am »
Oh shit yeah that's NASTY!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #237 on: October 07, 2012, 04:28:12 am »
WELCOME TO MY LIFE.

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Carbuncles are bling.  You don't even fucking know.
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« Reply #238 on: October 07, 2012, 04:33:37 am »
WELCOME TO MY LIFE.

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Carbuncles are bling.  You don't even fucking know.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: Chasing Eris
« Reply #239 on: October 08, 2012, 04:04:31 pm »
I had no idea what a carbuncle was, so I googled it. :vom:

It sounds like the name of a gemstone.  :lol:
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