I am still a Discordian because I was BORN WRONG and because I am by nature a criminal. Also, it's nice to have people to discuss my horrible fetishes with, because their fetishes are WORSE, so they don't get all grossed out. Hell, LMNO's most vanilla fetish requires metal tongs and a welding helmet, so the shit I do is pretty tame by comparison. It's like watching COPS...No matter how fucked up YOU are, there's always someone even MORE fucked up. Difference is, you can tell who's going to jail on COPS based on whether or not they wear a shirt, and you can tell who's eventually going to jail on PD.com based on whether or not they post.