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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #330 on: February 11, 2019, 08:34:50 pm »
Someone in r/occult today was asking what is the best way to get the attention of Eris. So, we’re likely all doomed.

Throw a party; don't invite her.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #331 on: February 11, 2019, 09:03:45 pm »
Someone in r/occult today was asking what is the best way to get the attention of Eris. So, we’re likely all doomed.

Throw a party; don't invite her.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #332 on: February 11, 2019, 09:07:35 pm »
You have to invite someone on Her level though. It’s cool if it’s like “no deities allowed!” Who knows, maybe you’re discussing overthrowing the gods again. Good idea to let folks keep that on the down low.

But if you invite a deity who isn’t Her, now you’re just being rude. On purpose. She knows you know how She feels about that sort of thing.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #333 on: February 12, 2019, 12:05:30 am »
Someone in r/occult today was asking what is the best way to get the attention of Eris. So, we’re likely all doomed.

Did they say why?  What were they trying to do?  Whatever the reason, there's usually a less dangerous solution than getting a chaos goddess involved.

Before summoning Eris, they should be encouraged to first try some of the safer alternatives, like going to a job interview with pasta* down their pants, riding a walrus down the freeway during rush hour, or setting off firecrackers at an airport security checkpoint.

*Al dente.  With sauce.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #334 on: February 12, 2019, 10:51:15 am »
It's not even about having a party with gods, Eris wouldn't be about the fine details such as their status in the pantheon. Inviting Patrick Swayze could draw her attention even more than inviting Zeus depending on her mood.
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #335 on: February 12, 2019, 03:48:41 pm »
I think you just gotta wake up in the morning and say SURPRISE ME, ERIS for like 23 days in a row

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #336 on: February 12, 2019, 03:58:33 pm »
Man, I should really get that published.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #337 on: February 12, 2019, 04:32:48 pm »

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #338 on: February 13, 2019, 04:32:12 am »
I just wanted everyone to know I am safe in Michigan, with wonderful people and a comfortable place to sleep. The nightmare appears to have ended for now.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #339 on: February 13, 2019, 11:21:44 am »
I just wanted everyone to know I am safe in Michigan, with wonderful people and a comfortable place to sleep. The nightmare appears to have ended for now.

I think you just gotta wake up in the morning and say SURPRISE ME, ERIS for like 23 days in a row
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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #340 on: February 13, 2019, 02:55:15 pm »
Look, I promise you I never once said such words. I’m done with surprises.

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Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« Reply #341 on: February 13, 2019, 09:45:06 pm »
Someone in r/occult today was asking what is the best way to get the attention of Eris. So, we’re likely all doomed.

Did they say why?  What were they trying to do?  Whatever the reason, there's usually a less dangerous solution than getting a chaos goddess involved.

Before summoning Eris, they should be encouraged to first try some of the safer alternatives, like going to a job interview with pasta* down their pants, riding a walrus down the freeway during rush hour, or setting off firecrackers at an airport security checkpoint.

*Al dente.  With sauce.

I don’t ask why some guys want to smash their testicles with a hammer, and I don’t ask about shit like this either.
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