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Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« on: November 30, 2014, 09:17:57 pm »


Name: Queen Gogira  Age:  unknown, presumed late 20s. Gender:  Female (are ya blind?)  Race:  Caucasian.

Queen Gogira is the leader of a ring of Bad Science maniacs.  She was involved in splitting the porn atom, and is wanted for questioning concerning the Manhattan Ass Cannon Incident of 2009, when 10,000 people were killed in New York when their arses exploded.  On account of Bad Science maniacs stuffing them in a cannon and firing them against the Flatiron building.

She is also "credited" with the "whoopsie" pill, which consists of PCP mixed with bovine cortisol and is most often slipped in the drinks of power-lifters and rugby players, with the obvious mayhem following within minutes.  When questioned about it by an investigative journalist, she merely said "SCIENCE, BITCHES", and then hit him with an electron microscope.

She is currently believed to lair in Massachusetts, where rumors have spread that she's going to recreate the Boston Molasses Disaster, only this time with a giant vat full of Irish people.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2014, 09:21:00 pm »
LOL IRISH

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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2014, 09:38:00 pm »
 :lulz:

I'm loving these so much!
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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2014, 09:40:44 pm »
:lulz:

I'm loving these so much!

I needed a writing exercise.  I have had terminal writer's block (read:  I am lazy) for two months now.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2014, 10:23:37 pm »
 :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2014, 11:42:18 pm »
This one is excellent!
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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2014, 12:34:48 am »
I don't think even QG could recreate the molasses disaster with Irish people. Once the alcohol cooked off there'd be nothing left.  :sad:
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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2014, 12:41:39 am »
 :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2014, 02:31:01 am »
I don't think even QG could recreate the molasses disaster with Irish people. Once the alcohol cooked off there'd be nothing left.  :sad:

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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2018, 03:24:16 am »
The pic in the OP is still one of my PD favorites.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2018, 04:46:12 pm »
The pic in the OP is still one of my PD favorites.

I should have gotten one of me yelling at nazis in a corset.
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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2018, 06:33:40 pm »
The pic in the OP is still one of my PD favorites.

I should have gotten one of me yelling at nazis in a corset.

No, this one.  With your friends pulling faces next to you, it has a White Queen effect (Alice in Wonderland).
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2018, 07:46:12 pm »
Right, but peach corset and swooshy skirt with black bloc entourage is a pretty good aesthetic, too.
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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2018, 07:53:21 pm »
For meme reasons, I request you post said pic.

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Re: Most Wanted, #3 of ?
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2018, 08:14:00 pm »
Doesn't look like anyone got it, at least from what I could google just now.
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