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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1800 on: February 10, 2017, 05:18:18 am »
I heard a fun and interesting not-Jim on a podcast recently, and I will assume you are that person from now on. I hope you live up to the expectations definitely-you set on that podcast because it was great. Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1801 on: February 10, 2017, 05:27:53 am »
Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1802 on: February 10, 2017, 05:29:47 am »
Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

Yeah I checked in a few weeks ago and was not really very impressed at all. Unlike some authoritarian nations, however, we here at PD welcome refugees.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1803 on: February 11, 2017, 05:41:26 am »
Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

Yeah I checked in a few weeks ago and was not really very impressed at all. Unlike some authoritarian nations, however, we here at PD welcome refugees.

As long as you're not running from somewhere bad.  Those kind of refugees are bad hombres and we should stomp on their fingers as they try to climb over the wall.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1804 on: February 11, 2017, 10:20:57 am »
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1805 on: February 11, 2017, 07:55:54 pm »
Also please don't be a troll, we need new blood around here.

I'll try to destroy your unrealistic expectations of me just like all of those unrealistic expectations you initially had when you first met your ex-lovers.

But no! I'm not a troll, sadly. I'm a bit of an exile from the Discordian Society facebook group. I've been happy to lurk there for several years, but they did some things that attracted a lot of attention (this girl did a funny thing with a honey bun pastry on video), and the numbers of the group have swelled since then to about 20k. It's completely shitty and has been taken over by trolls who think discordianism means offending people through racist memes, which is fine I guess, but it got tedious after a while.

Yeah I checked in a few weeks ago and was not really very impressed at all. Unlike some authoritarian nations, however, we here at PD welcome refugees.

As long as you're not running from somewhere bad.  Those kind of refugees are bad hombres and we should stomp on their fingers as they try to climb over the wall.

Remember that time all those terrorists from MysticWicks invaded?
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1806 on: February 11, 2017, 11:35:50 pm »
I'm just so very sad that I can't find the Eschatron 9000

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1807 on: February 20, 2017, 12:51:47 am »
Hi, I punch Nazis.

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1808 on: February 20, 2017, 01:08:40 am »
Sup, noob. Welcome. Taking a different track now the philosophy didn't work out, eh?

Check out the pool on the roof.

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1809 on: February 20, 2017, 05:25:37 am »
I'm just so very sad that I can't find the Eschatron 9000

He's in the white house.

I bet you thought the end of the world would be sexier, right?
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1810 on: February 20, 2017, 08:40:10 am »